AR's are better than any commmie AK

[Grand58742]

umm i dont own a wasr thank you very much.....LMAO :P
good one gman..

Meh, aren't all AKs the same? Romanian, Russian, Chinese...no big difference

:D

[protus]

Ohhhhhhh.....now..ya.done..it.lol

[rockriver]

grand,
yee hah.
i think you've laid it out nice and clear.
next time you drive down... to ga..
hey..
you coming to the ga. campout?
if so remind me... i'll go by wally and get you a box of ammo!
rr

[Boyd]

LMAO!!!

"When your in a jam, cause your made by Mattel rifle jammed
Remember Rob's rhyme and remember the time
He told you to buy, and learn to try
that damn commie rifle.

All hail the work of Mikhail, it shall never fail!

LMAO, that almost rhymed too!!! Top that RR!!! :)

I've owned a couple few AK's.... one of them I got on the cheap... like almost free. Never been cleaned and was in really poor shape... literally dropped it in the mud, ran a dry rag through it, stored it for a few weeks.

Had to kick the bolt open... Rusted........ Threw some rem oil on it.. then procedded to cycle a couple clips through it before I decided to keep it.

Fast forward to 2012-almost 13......... I don't have to prime my clips............ and it just plain works.

I know a lot of guys who have similar stories... I'll go with an AK platform over any AR or M16 platform for my money and peace of mind. I am biased, but the AK is the most used platform for a reason.. It just plain works.

[Boyd]

and to top wimpy tallica..some pantera......;)


Can't you see I'm easily bothered by stupid failures
One step from pawning you off outta my safe
You want in to get under moa
And call yourself a trier 1 rifle
I've got more guns like you
What do I do?

Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who built it , where I've lubed
Belong
An AR can't be something it aint
Be yourself, by yourself
Keep your malfunctioning AR away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time,AK's work all the time

[Chorus]
Respect, walk

Run your mouth when I'm not around about ergonomics
It's easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize on what color your rail covers should be
Can you hear the Kalashnikov violins playing your song?
Those same groupings tell me your every jerky trigger pull

An AR can't be something it aint
Be yourself, by yourself
Keep your malfunctioning AR away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time,Ak's work all the time


[Chorus]

Are you talking to me?
No way punk
Take that Ar on home boy...walk on home boy.........

This!!!!!!!!
Even though he slaughtered Anselmo ;)

[protus]

i shoulda picked a different song i never did like "walk" much lol

[1Admin]

I said “hey brother, you know I had to make a case.”
But you shoulda seen the evil look on his face
It was a hard day of shooting, the AR survived it
He said “But I’m not changing my mind, the AR is still the pits.”

I love it! How true it is!!!

If I ever figure this scanner out, I'm gonna post some OOOOLLLLLLDDD pics of me with an AR in the long long ago, in the before before time. But like evil-ootionists believe, I dragged myself out of the "primordial ooze" of black metal, plastic and jams and "evolved" into something better.

Protus and I were sitting around the campfire one night after a day of training with AR guys. He saw me sitting there with a TDI knife making tick marks on the stock of my old Polytech, keeping count. He saw the stock full of tally marks on both sides simply asked "keeping track of kills?" I replied "No. Just AR guys that have said "mine never jammed on me" that had jams in front of me."

Protus just shook his head, put the cigar back in his mouth and said "all that hates gonna burn you up Rob."

I replied - "Keeps me warm."

;)


Alright let's turn the corner- take your favorite movie lines and turn them towards AR vs. AK!!! This could be as good as the song lyrics!

Still looking out the window for Grand BTW ;)

[tech]

Movie lines, eh? How about this classic for an AR owner (after turning down an AK):

"I coulda been a contender!"

[Matt In Oklahoma]

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

[Grand58742]

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

This post is just chock full of WIN!

[Matt In Oklahoma]

This post is just chock full of WIN!

Thats me, mr chuckles! LOL, suprisingly yet it got nothing, weird, musta scared some sensitive x39 fellers

come on dont make me switch to the dark side this is tooooooooo easy
like they had to have that movie line cause no one can hear the AR shooting cause its jammed blahblahblah whats the matter they use lead paint on them yellerwood stocks or what?!?

[protus]

lowdown: You're dead Matt, you just got your legs blown off and we'll have to send out a search party for your testicles. Now, where's your backup?
Lance Corporal grand: Protus.
lowodwn: What the hell good are ya doin' back there? I'll get my *** shot off without any cover fire! While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbor's dog we'll get every swinging #$% in this platoon killed!
Corporal spock: Hey, chill, lowdown. We know the routine.their AR's always jam like that


back at ya matt/ :P

[Irish-Tech]

I'll make him an AR he cant refuse - Al Pachino

Frankly AK, i don't give a damn!

This is your AK, and its ending one round at a time. - fight club

My Mama always said, 'Life was like an AK; you never know where its gonna hit.' - Forest Gump

all I have time for now.

[1Admin]

"Eugene Stoner was a crusader. Now I got no beef with any gun that does it's job. But when it don't, the machine breaks down. AND WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.... And I ain't gonna have that from none of ya'll......... But... you all love Stoner's gun, and you wanna kick some arse and my Polytech is here by it's lonesome.... six of your AR's against my Polytech.....let's see who's jams first"

long pause

"Mikhail s$@$'s on all of ya'll!"

Grand jumps up yells "you MF'er!" and frantically beats the Polytech against a post holding up the bunker. Soon the post breaks and the bunker falls on everyone.

Rob picks up the Polytech that still works, says "Reliable weapons? What cha'll know about reliable weapons?" and stumbles out of the bunker with an energy drink in his hand.

[1Admin]

How about this-

A group of survivalists sit in a large room, maps adorn the walls, pictures of broken AR's are prominently posted on stands.

Rob walks to the front, picks up an AK that he uses as a pointing stick-

"What I often despise about survivalism is the hypocrisy it breeds. I've heard euphemisms that reliability isn't important. That looks and girly feel of the weapon is more important. These are the tactics of the lie. Lies that have the stench of broken black plastic and the sound of forward assists being hit....... The only way you can survive is with a reliable weapon. And what, what my friends is a reliable weapon? These these Kalashnikovs. Small, reliable carbines. For AR's you will need a gunsmith, and you know, I am not an AR gunsmith..... Pause. (Those around the room nod their heads)......... From this moment on their will be no more AR's carried. This was stupid, impotence.......... Tavarich, if you had a weapon that only performed marginally in a couple conflicts that was very unreliable, would you continue to carry it cause it looked cool? NO! You would seek out a reliable weapon, beat it against trees, bury it in mud, bury it in sand, shoot tens of thousands of poor quality rounds through it to prove that it was reliable!..... Pause... And how do we do that? .......Buy an AK.