AR's are better than any commmie AK

[JUSTIFIED]

Never knew rappin' would keep me laffin'! LOL

[protus]

screw rap..im taking it to the next level.....


So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the 10x
Forever trusting the automat
and no other gun matters

Never opened a dust cover this way
AK's are ours, we shoot it our way
All these rounds I don't just spray
and no other gun matters

Trust I seek and I find an AK
Every day for us something modular and new
Open mind for a different holographic sight view
and no other gun matters

never cared for what Ar's do
never cared for how they FTE
but I know...........

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the 10x
Forever trusting the automat
and no other gun matters

never cared for what they do
never cared for how they FTE
but I know......(insert a hatfield like YEAARARHHHHH.... here)

Never opened my dust cover that way
The AK is ours, we shoot it our way
All these rounds I don't just spray

Trust I seek and I find an AK
Every day for us something modular and new
Open mind for a different holographic sight view
and no other gun matters

never cared for what they say
never cared for ergonomics games they play
never cared for what's on their rails
never cared for what they dont know
and I know..................

So close, no matter how far
Couldn't be much more from the 10x
Forever trusting the automat
and no other gun matters...........

[protus]

and to top wimpy tallica..some pantera......;)


Can't you see I'm easily bothered by stupid failures
One step from pawning you off outta my safe
You want in to get under moa
And call yourself a trier 1 rifle
I've got more guns like you
What do I do?

Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who built it , where I've lubed
Belong
An AR can't be something it aint
Be yourself, by yourself
Keep your malfunctioning AR away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time,AK's work all the time

[Chorus]
Respect, walk

Run your mouth when I'm not around about ergonomics
It's easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize on what color your rail covers should be
Can you hear the Kalashnikov violins playing your song?
Those same groupings tell me your every jerky trigger pull

An AR can't be something it aint
Be yourself, by yourself
Keep your malfunctioning AR away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time,Ak's work all the time


[Chorus]

Are you talking to me?
No way punk
Take that Ar on home boy...walk on home boy.........

[protus]

and for some 80's....irish...


I want it to run
I want it to be moa
I want to tear down the walls
That hold me inside
I want to reach out
And Buy the AK
Where the range lanes have no name

I want to feel recoil on my shoulder
I see the rail covers disappear
Without a eotec
I want to take aim from the iron sights
Where the range lanes have no name

Where the range lanes have no name
Where the range lanes have no name
We're still building uppers
Then tearing them down
Burning through lube
And when I go to lube there
I lube there good
It's all I can do to not have a failure to clear

The rifle's so crude
Their recivers tend to rust
their beaten and blown by the thousands of rounds
Trampled in dust
I'll show you a place
High on a desert plain
Where AK's reign

Where the range lanes have no name
Where the range lanes have no name
We're still building uppers
Then tearing them down
Burning through lube
And when I go to lube there
I lube there good
It's all I can do to not have a failure to clear

The rifle's so crude
Their recivers tend to rust
their beaten and blown by the thousands of rounds
Trampled and filled with dust
I'll show you a place
High on a desert plain
Where AK's reign ..
where the AK reigns..i'll take you there with me.....

[BioG8r]

And from the AR's point of view

Always wear protection or you'll go DEF...

Pour some CLP on me
Ooh, in the name of lube
Pour some CLP on me
C

[protus]

WOW LMAO........

[BioG8r]

Even though it's fun, (and it's finally raining here) I feel like I loose a few IQ points everytime I hit post!!
Need to get some indoor stuff done 'round here.
Hey, since we're talking music...... WOULD ANYONE LIKE A FREE (good) PIANO?? Near CINCI - LOUISV area??
I need more space! I know,,, there is a forum for STUFF.
I just figured some of you more rythmically talented individuals may want to make a career of this!! LOL serious about the piano though.

[rockriver]

bio,
thanks for the piano music,,

i sure know all these ar lovers are
singing their tier 1 songs and
bringing muic to my ears

[WiseOwl]

This is the greatest thread in the history of threads.

I have something up my sleeve for later.....

[Spock]

this is quite possibly the most epic ar vs ak thread in the entire history of the internet.

[rockriver]

i know this guy who used to luv his ak

he's a great guy.

then he came and read this epic

he seen the light!

but what to do with his russian style clone?

!! the light came on again !!

camoflage it... no one will know what it is.

great idea.

respectfully

[brokedownbiker]

After catching up on this thread, I now know that I am, truly, in the presence of greatness. Biogr8r, Protus, Matt, Grand....... I bow to the kings of shlock !!!! Ar/AK threads will NEVER be the same, there is enough ammo here (yes, yes, the pun WAS intended) to shut anyone up on any other site where I see the discussion start. My heeeeroes!

[BioG8r]

I love/hate this...
It's like a song that just won't get out of your head....
SOooo I had to try one more,, Went with RapRock, then Classic Def now for a little country,,

Come on Johnny lets do this thang.....

"One Piece At A Time"

Well, I left Kentucky back in '84
An' went to Rock Island workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' rails on battle axes.

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any free man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant ATF, FBI and gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a gun worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of parts
Now, I never considered myself a thief
Armalite wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a Lower
And the next day I got me an upper and a stock
Then I got me a barrel and all of the springs
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and carrier assemblies
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's brief case.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
Then we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was superiorly right.

The lower was a '88
And the upper turned out to be a '93
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were right.

We didn’t have to do a thing so that it would fit
And with no need of help from a drill and a gunsmith kit
We had that baby hummin' just like a song
Now the lights were another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
And when we flipped on the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked perfect too
So we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed we had the best gun
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she was proud
She magged it up and said "Honey, let me take it for a run."

So we drove down to the range just to spend a few
And I pointed her right on down range
I could hear everybody get quiet for lanes around
But up there at the range house they weren’t quiet
'Cause to find all the tricks on it took the whole staff
And when they got through, they all asked to fire thirty rounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

(On the CB)
Oh wow, that’s not a RED RYDER
Is that the BioG
With the Big Dollar AR Come on

Huh, This IS the Bio G
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way!

[Matt In Oklahoma]

I love/hate this...
It's like a song that just won't get out of your head....
SOooo I had to try one more,, Went with RapRock, then Classic Def now for a little country,,

Come on Johnny lets do this thang.....

"One Piece At A Time"

Well, I left Kentucky back in '84
An' went to Rock Island workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' rails on battle axes.

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any free man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant ATF, FBI and gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a gun worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of parts
Now, I never considered myself a thief
Armalite wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a Lower
And the next day I got me an upper and a stock
Then I got me a barrel and all of the springs
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and carrier assemblies
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's brief case.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
Then we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was superiorly right.

The lower was a '88
And the upper turned out to be a '93
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were right.

We didn’t have to do a thing so that it would fit
And with no need of help from a drill and a gunsmith kit
We had that baby hummin' just like a song
Now the lights were another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
And when we flipped on the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked perfect too
So we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed we had the best gun
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she was proud
She magged it up and said "Honey, let me take it for a run."

So we drove down to the range just to spend a few
And I pointed her right on down range
I could hear everybody get quiet for lanes around
But up there at the range house they weren’t quiet
'Cause to find all the tricks on it took the whole staff
And when they got through, they all asked to fire thirty rounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

(On the CB)
Oh wow, that’s not a RED RYDER
Is that the BioG
With the Big Dollar AR Come on

Huh, This IS the Bio G
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way!

woooo hoooo thats the way to throw it down yall!! Lookout Nashville the new music mans on his way!!

[protus]

i'll give ya some new school country :P

Now red commie gun is the best assault rifle
From ditches, woods , swamps and vehicles
And youe AR sir does not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer plinking with out glass

Hey red commie gun is cheap and dependable
In fourteen hundred years they are decomposable
And unlike your AR they stocks are not collapsible
Eugene Stoner can kiss my a$$, woo!

Red commie gun , I load you up
Let's have a shoot off, let's have a shoot off
I love you red commie gun, I lift you up,
Proceed to fire, proceed to fire

Now I really love how you're easy to use
But I really hate how you're easy to abuse
Cause when ammo runs low, in front of my chest rack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the AR lovers get smitten
Admirin' at how easily i can be field strippin
cleaned and back up so I can get to hittin'
On them,steels and poppers without looking so funky

Red commie gun, I load you up
Let's have a shoot off, let's have a shoot off
I love you red commie gun , I lift you up,
Proceed to fire , proceed to fire

Now I've seen Ar's in blue and I've seen them in yellow
But only you red wont malfunction for this fellow
Cause you are the Wolf into my Tula
And you are the gun that always holds zero

Red commie gun , unlike an AR more than just plastic
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
"Red commie gun, you're not just a gun (No, no, God no)
You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"

Red commie gun , I load you up
Let's have a shoot off, let's have a shoot off
I love you red commie gun , I lift you up,
Proceed fire, proceed to fire