AR's are better than any commmie AK

[1Admin]

Oooh.... I just got an idea. Don't remember all the words though, have to look it up.

[protus]

Oooh.... I just got an idea. Don't remember all the words though, have to look it up.

i was gonna bust out some vanilla ice but just cant get the words right :P

[rockriver]

awwwwee

my main dude..my main man!
the army ranger and force recon all rolled into one.
i knew. i just knew you were a loyal follower of the stoner plan!

i heard the jibes. i heard the hints.
but i had no doubt and you were only having fun.
that you for sure were all about the the army's gun.

when i read these words i worry so
that maybe my hero down the tubes will go
so i'll remember the trails you led and i'll be slow


cause when you go without tents...
and sleep under the moon just covered by a tarp
i want you to have rails, and lights, and lasers and slings
plenty of ammo and a weapon thats pristine and got no dings.

tell me protus it aint true
have you gone to the commie gun too?

I know.. we'll have a raffle.
raise money in support of research and development
to find out the cause and cure of this dreaded disease.
that seems to be creeping in with the greatest of ease!!

[Lowdown3]

REALLY needs the background music for the full effect-

Welcome To The Terrordome

I got so much trouble on my mind
AK’s refuse to lose
Here's your ticket
Hear Kalashnikov get wicked
The crew to you to push the back to Black
rifle so I sat and japped
Then slapped the assist
Now I'm ready to mike it
(You know I like it) huh
Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"
Never be a brother like to go solo
No Lazer, anastasia, magpul
Ways to blaze your brain and train ya
The way I'm livin', forgiven'
Don’t mind the jams I'm givin' up
Get off the X! Hear me now!
I don't know about later
As for now I know how to avoid the jamanoid
Man I've had it up to here
AK I wear got 'em goin' in fear
Rhetoric said
Read just a bit ago
AK not quittin' though
Signed the hard rhymer
Work to keep from gettin' jammed
Changin' some ways
To way back with the Chinese AK’s
Raw metaphysically bold
Never ergonomically to code
Still drops a load
Never question what I am Misha knows
Cause it's comin' from the heart
What I got better get some
(Get on up) hustler of culture
AR’s denying
Been spit in the face
But the brass keep flying
Respects been givin' how's ya livin'
Now I can't correct an AR defect
Check the record
An reckon an unintentional jam
Played off as some intellect
It’s Made the call, took the fall
Broke the laws (in California)
Not my fault they're fallin' off
Known as most reliable
Throughout my years
So I growl at the AR guillable
Wood, metal to the bone my home is your home
So welcome to the Terrordome


Subordinate terror
Kickin' off an era
Cold deliverin' pain
My 74 was 87’ed on a record yo
So now I go Arsenal

“Uh oh Rob de out to get us man… Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh Rob, de out to get us man”



AR’s jamming ain’t no fiction
Called Selective Memory
Apology made to who ever doesn’t believe this
An AK would be used by Jesus
I rather sing, bring, think reminisce
'Bout a AK while I'm in sync
Every AK ain’t an AK cause Century
Just as well could be undercover
Backstabbed, grabbed a flag
Want to kick Century in the nads
Sad to say Mikhail got sold down the river
Still some quiver when AK delivers
Never to say I never know or had a clue
Word was heard, plus hard on the boulevard
Lies, scandalizin', basin'
Traitors that hate the AK celebratin' wit satan?
I rope a dope the evil with righteous
AK’s bobbin and weavin and let the good get even
C'mon down
And welcome to the Terrordome.


Caught in the race against jams
The forward assist and the pendulum
Check the rhythm and rhymes
While I'm bendin' 'em
Mikhail blowin' up the lines of design
Stoner blinded the science I'm sendin' 'em
How to fight with an AR
Might as well run and hide
When it jams it’s your suicide
In a game a fool without the rules
Got a hell of a nerve to just criticize


It's weak to speak and blame somebody else
When your AR destroys itself

First nothing's worse than paying out the nose
For a jammed up hose
I was quick to decide the AR’s fate
For me it would not rate
I don't smile in the line of fire
I go wildin'
But it's on Polytechs not violins
Watcha do gitcha gun ready
Go out and get' physically sweaty
When I got jams went back to what I trust
Who gives a damn about da rust
Give ya somethin' that cha never had ,controllin'
Fear of high rollin'
God bless your soul and keep livin'
Never allowed, shooting it loud
Droppin' a bomb
AR’s should have been left in Vietnam
Move as a team
Never move alone
But
Welcome to the AKdome

[Grand58742]

<Sigh>

Ya'll made me do it. Had to reach down deep...

[BioG8r]

Hats off to Lowdown on the throw down!
D*#n, that Brutha' can Kick it!

[Grand58742]

Yo, Protus, let's kick it!

A R baby
A R baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Colt is back with a brand new invention
Extractor

[Grand58742]

Can't step to this!

[Cimarron]

Hah! This is a gut buster funny thread.

Sorry ya'll but, Grand won the AR-vs-AK parody thingy.

[Lowdown3]

DANNNGGG!!! It's on now!!

Kicking it freestyle, working and trying to think of other rap songs where the AK fits LOL

New song

Rob says an AR jams
But I think it’s a sham
My AR’s never jammed
In 200 rounds and four
Years cleaning it more and more

Dude! Never mine! Dude never mine!

The AK looks old
AR looks bold
Ready to go to war?
I know what I’m looking for

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Got out to bust some caps
Keep everything under wraps
I’m the only black rifle around
The others can’t be found

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Everyone sporting the Peasant
I think they are hunting pheasant.
Team tactics are the drills
Fire and move towards that hill

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

I get base of fire
While the AK guys move higher
They are counting on me
While their moving tree to tree

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Laying down some lead
So my homies don’t get dead
All the sudden theirs a “click”
And I feel like a ****

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Firing one shot at a time
Pulling bolt to make it rhyme
Homies are left hanging
Cause my AR was a dangling

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Drill is finally over
They surround me like a clover
Thought you had our back
Now everything is whack

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

See it’s kinda funny cause my AR
Got all runny
Locked up nice and tight
And I knew it wasn’t right.

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

It started shooting like a flintlock
And I felt like a ****
I left my homies without cover
And they would have got the smother

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

For once I’m true to my word
This crap won’t be deferred
Heading to the show
Gotta let my homies know
Rid myself of this piece
Before it makes me decease

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Yes I ran my gums
But now the word is mum.
My AR was toast
And I loving AK most
I said mine would never quit
Now I feel like ****
Let my buddies down
Thank God is wasn’t real
Or they might not feel

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty ;)

[Grand58742]

DANNNGGG!!! It's on now!!

Kicking it freestyle, working and trying to think of other rap songs where the AK fits LOL

<snipped for length>

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty ;)

Oh, I didn't know you were a Justin Bieber fan! And you know his lyrics too! How cute!

[protus]

Oh, I didn't know you were a Justin Bieber fan! And you know his lyrics too! How cute!

OHH SNAP .....gonna have an old school back alley freestyle rap off...LMAO

[Cimarron]

Originally Posted by Lowdown3

DANNNGGG!!! It's on now!!

Kicking it freestyle, working and trying to think of other rap songs where the AK fits LOL

<snipped for length>

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty

Oh, I didn't know you were a Justin Bieber fan! And you know his lyrics too! How cute!

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The above is the equivalent of; taking your man card from you and slapping you in the face with it several times..
:D

[rockriver]

grands the man!
yee hah!!

in a calm and respectful voice..

understanding the technical benefits
of a fine tuned piece of modern
technology, it is clear that after thoughtful
evaluation and personal testing in both
a laboratory and in real life situations
that our man grand has accurately
stated the clear and present truth of the situation.
ar's rule this nation.

plainly spoken..

[protus]

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty

for a minute there............SNIPERZ on the 762..ARGGHH.... :P LOL