AR's are better than any commmie AK

[protus]

FAL shoot with me so i dont jam alone.
I show you how AR jams...

Seen it before pal!

[Grand58742]

You know, this whole movie quote thing is okay...

But I suddenly had an inspiration for something else. And frankly, since I'm on vacation, I can't be accused of not having anything better to do with my time.

[protus]

Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Luke: What is it?
Obi-Wan: Your father's Polytech . This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as flimsy or plastic as Armalite or bushmaster; an practical weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before Stoner.

[1Admin]

That was classic!

[Irish-Tech]

Ouch, that one hurt a little.

[rockriver]

alright... i admit it... i don't know nothin about no guns.
but i do have a sears bolt .22
i don't know nothin about no movies either...
but that obi one talk sounds a little like something i heard.

and the ak folks seem to be macho.. they like to talk big,
so maybe they got the big gun...
stoner, and my name sake forgive me please... this is just a test.

i went to the store to see about an ak
wanted to get a goodun.
found one German made.
even had AK in the model name.
had a big ole magazine (actually 2)
that could've held a big ole round.
took it home to see what was so special.
had a box of that "dirty" rushin ammo
now i know why you guys brag that your guns don't jam!!
my sears .22 don't neither!!!

i put the same ammo in my ak as my sears uses!!!
so, now i see why you guys are doing all the macho talk.
this gun sure is macho..
so.. a german. ak. shootin .22
pooh.

[Grand58742]

A little classic Gone with the Wind for ya'll...

Rhett Butler: Now that you've got your AR and Frank's money, you won't come to me as you did to the jail, so I see I shall have to buy you an AK.
Scarlett: I never heard of such bad taste.

Scarlett: You'd rather live with that silly little rifle which can't even lock the bolt back and and makes magazine changes a three handed operation.
Ashley: You mustn't say unkind things about Kalashnikov.
Scarlett: Who are you to tell me I mustn't? You led me on... you made me believe the AK was better for me.
Ashley: Now Scarlett, be fair. I never at any time...
Scarlett: You did, it's true, you did.

Scarlett: As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me into buying an AK. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never look at an AK again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never buy an AK again.

[1Admin]

Bravo!!! Turner Classic Movies will be calling for the casting of "Gone with the Kalashnikov"

[Grand58742]

Figured I'd find a movie you saw as a first run in the theater and were familiar with. :D

[Grand58742]

And some classic Star Trek for some folks:

"Come on. Spock, why didn't you shoot it?" Grand
"I was attempting to ascertain the meaning of A-R." Spock
"It's a rifle, you green-blooded...Vulcan. You don't analyse it. The point is you have a good time shooting it." -- Grand
"Oh, I am sorry, Grand. Were we having a good time?" -- Spock

Ahh, Mr. Protus, I understand you're having difficulty with the direct gas impingment. How much time do you require for repair?" -- Spock
"There's nothing wrong with the bloody thing!" -- Protus
"Mr. Protus, if we post there is nothing wrong, the others will surely find a way to dispose of their Kalashnikov rifles, and we will never win any arguments abotu the AK versus the AR again" -- Spock
"Could take weeks, sir" -- Protus
"Thank you, Mr. Protus" -- Spock

"You can't appreciate direct gas impingment until you've shot it in the original Colt." General Chang

"You're suffering from a Grand Mind Meld, Protus." -- Lowdown
"That sneaky Son of a Gun, it's his revenge for all those AK versus AR arguments he lost to me." -- Protus

A little Next Generation - First Contact:

"I swore I'd never use one of these... Protus, activate the AR15!" -- Lowdown

"The Kalashnikov lovers invade our space, and we fall back. They assimilate countless people, and we fall back. Not again. Not this time. The line must be drawn here! This far, no farther! And I will make them pay for what they have done!" -- Grand

[Grand58742]

What about something a little more modern. Who knew Taylor Swift is an AK hater?

We are never going to the range together

I remember when I shot the AK the first time
Saying "this is it, I've had enough" cause like
I hadn't finished a magazine in a month
Before you jammed it up
Then I'd come around again and say
"Maybe I was harsh and you're gonna change"
Remember how that lasted for a day?
I'd say "I hate you." I toss you, you're simple, I love you

Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, ohh, you jammed on me again last night
But ohhhh, this time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never ever ever going to the range together
We are never ever ever going to the range together
You rust up on your friends, jam on my friends, break on me
But we are never ever ever ever going to the range together

Like, ever,

I'm really going to miss you jamming during a fight
And me screaming "I'm jammed! Action on the right!"
And someone would try a different mag and you be perfectly fine
With some Romanian surplus that's much cooler than mine

Ohhh, ohhh, ohhh, ohh, you jammed on me again last night
But ohhhh, this time, I'm telling you, I'm telling you

We are never ever ever going to the range together
We are never ever ever going to the range together
You rust up on your friends, jam on my friends, break on me
But we are never ever ever ever going to the range together

I used to think that we were forever ever
And I used to say "never say never..."
Uggg, so my gunsmith calls me up and say "I fixed your AK."
And I'm like "I just...I mean this is is exhausting, you know, like,
We are never going to the range together. Like, ever"

No!

We are never ever ever going to the range together
We are never ever ever going to the range together
You rust up on your friends, jam on my friends, break on me
But we are never ever ever ever going to the range together

We, ohhh, no range together, ohhh,
We, ohhh, no range together

You rust up on your friends, jam on my friends, break on me
But we are never ever ever ever going to the range together

[1Admin]

OK that was good- because I pictured her singing it ;) Maybe someone can photoshop and AK in her hands and post it? LOL

[eddiebolden]

i like ar15's to

[WiseOwl]

All I can picture is the Greasers and the Socs.................... or The Sharks and the Jets....you know, them Okies with their leather coats on, White T's, gel'd up hair dos just a snapppppppin away.....snap snap snap...snap

[Spero]

AK can be had cheaper in my experience I have seen them for 375 used several times. Cheapest I have ever seen an AR is 525. I am a college student. Budget tight and ammo is cheapish as are the guns. My 2 cents.