AR's are better than any commmie AK

[BioG8r]

Grand Beat me to the drop so I quit refining this lyrical (snicker) Masterpiece (cough, snort).
I just had to go ICE COLD
I figured I had already lost soo many braincells, might as well drop a few more.
I must say, not of GRAND quality, it was a work in progress...

Yo, Kommrade, let's kick it!

Kalash, Kalash, baby
Kalash, Kalash, baby

All right stop
Kollaborate and listen
Kalash is back with a brand new invention
Build a rifle and license it to our Allies
Being built foreva, rustin up, but wearin out neva’
Will it ever stop?
Yo, I don't know
Turn off the lights and It'll glow
To the gansta’ extreme I rock a dbl mag like a handle
Light up a foe and wax a Пиндос like a vandal (copy, paste, google it)

Let’s Dance
Bum rush the enemy that looms
killin' your prey like some forty year old spam
Deadly, when I empty a dope mag
Anything less than the best is a standad
Love it or leave it
You better fire away
Need more rounds to hit the bull's eye
Still the AK don't play
If there was a problem
Yo, a hammer’ll solve it
Check out my dbl mag while my left hand revolves it

Kalash, Kalash, baby
Ice, Ice, A K
Kalash, Kalash, baby
Ice, Ice, A K

Now that the war game is jumping
With the mag kicked in, the rounds are pumpin'
Quick to the point, to the point no faking
I'm cooking AR's like a pound of bacon
Burning them if they're not quick and nimble
I fire crazy when I hear a dry round
a Yank cuss 'bout a jammed up A R
I'm on a roll and it's time to go solo
Rollin with the politsiya five oh
With my Ushankas off, so my hair can blow
Keepin gunsmiths on standby
Waving just to say hi
Did you stop?
No, I just drove by
Kept on firing even with the rust crop
I busted the stock, it can still rock, into the next can
That can was wet, Oh Well.

Yo, so I continued on the M10 to Red Square
Girls were hot, calling them bushkas there
Kommrades weilding an AvtoVaz
Jealous 'cause I'm out shootin’ mine
I’m down with a gauge and a concealed nine
But I show like mad with my A K
Keeping the heads down on the other side, firing nonstop, far and wide
Gunshots rang out like a bell
I grabbed my AK
All I heard were shells
Fallin' on the concrete real fast
Jumped in my BOV, stood on the gas
Bumper to bumper the M-10's packed
I'm tryin' to get away before the jackers jack
Politsiya on the scene
You know what I mean
They passed me up, confronted all the Bratva
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it
Check out my dbl mag while my left hand revolves it

Ice, Ice AK
Kalash, Kalash baby
Ice, Ice AK
Kalash, Kalash baby

Take heed, 'cause I'm (NOT) a lyrical poet
Kremlin's on the scene just in case you didn't know it
My town, that created all the brap sound
Enough shake to stomp a hole in yo a**
‘cause my rifle's like Chernobyl
Cook your dinner on the barrel in a fox hole
Contorted and deformed
still a hell of a concept
We make em from scrap yugos and from the landfill
throw it in a paddy and return
Fires like a sewing machine, so fast
Other operators say, "damn"
If my gun was a drug
I'd bang it like a drum
Keep my composure when it's time to get close
Radioactive from the fallout, hmmm, think my hair's loose
If there was a problem
Yo, I'll solve it!
Smack it with a tree limb and reload it

Ice, Ice AK
Kalash, Kalash baby
Ice, Ice AK
Kalash, Kalash baby

Yo Kommie, let's get out of here
Word to your maht

[1Admin]

Don't know the Justin Beaver reference, I was kickin it freestyle. Guess it sounded like something she made????? That sucks.... :mad::mad::mad:

vanilla ice - a cooling compound. possibly ice itself, carried by ak users
because their weapons overheat. but here's what
got me... why
would you want a vanilla fragrance coming off your weapon as the compound
melted... vanilla? not exactly my idea
of a macho type fragrance,
but having the cooling compound seems to make a lot of sense.

Actually this is used by AR owners so rounds don't cook off in the chamber when the weapon is actually used a lot in a short period of time. Actually a scary thing to witness and see. Ask the folks at Tactical Response how often they have seen this at classes. Happened once at a class I attended there. Oddly enough 8 rifles in that class- 6 AR's and 2 AK's. All but ONE rifle went down at least once in the two days /1,500 rounds. Guess who owned that rifle? ;) The other AK was a school rental IIRC, probably had not been cleaned in five or six million rounds and was a Century.

Us AK afficionados (sp?) don't claim Century AK's as part of the family. They are the like the drunk retard cousin that no one wants to talk about that $#%##$ up the good family name. LOL

You may fire your AK so much the wood smokes and may even start on fire, but I've never seen one cook off a round in the chamber. I've seen a 7.62x39 AK shoot a 5.56 round. Oddly enough the same guy my freestyle rap was about did that one too.....

[rockriver]

thanks guys for all of the technical information.
i notice that a few of you seem to be fans of the russian weapon..

i'm not as advanced as you guys.
and i'm ashamed to go public with these questions,

but i've tried to learn from these posts

so here's my guess on some of the terms you've used.

vanilla ice - a cooling compound. possibly ice itself, carried by ak users because their weapons overheat. but here's what
got me... why would you want a vanilla fragrance coming off your weapon as the compound melted... vanilla? , but having the cooling compound seems to make a lot of sense.

nascar - "not a scientific carbine ar" but we do as good as we can?

kid rock and rap rock.. i went to the rockriver website. looking for weapons for kids first. or a rockriver with a very high rounds per minute
and couldn't see anything. i then checked out rock island.. nothing there. so since the rockriver and rock island are the quality weapon manufacturers, i know ... the ak must be the kid version of the ak !! and the rap must be the airsoft version?

def - defense equity firm or danish equipment foundry?

tallica and pandera one seemed to be better than the other... polish gunpowder manufacturers?

bruce buffer - a little gasket type thingee that keeps aks tight and snug, so they won't rattle ?

yellowwood - what they make ak stocks out of? i'm guessing it is resistant to heat and fire so they don't burn up


anyhow.
any help on the above would be appreciated.

heh.
rr

[WiseOwl]

Ok this thread has now surpassed epic.

Grand, I swear you get 2 demerits of using anything Vanilla Ice but I add back +1000 because that was freakin awesome.


And then r to the ob busts some Public Enemy? I didnt know you guys were hip to the classics.....


But the Beib????????



I am kinda ticked I am in the middle of a move and having to post from my phone. I have been thinking of a curveball for a couple of days and its a pain in the butt to type from my phone.
. Got it in a mylar storing til I get unpacked.


I think this thread is going to make for some fun conversations around a campfire sometime in the fall!

[1Admin]

for a minute there............SNIPERZ on the 762..ARGGHH.... :P LOL

DUDE! YOU'LL NEVER PAST THE GATE!!!

[Grand58742]

I have this funny feeling there is a lot of mumbling, growling and grumbling and the mad clickity-clack of a keyboard going on right now somewhere in Georgia lol

ETA: I believe I shall dedicate the next one to you P-Dawg

[protus]

east coast vs midlands,,,Gmans a Beacthoio.......:P

eta dont go all 2pac on me......while im cruisin with my peeps....

[protus]

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty

for a minute there............SNIPERZ on the 762..ARGGHH.... :P LOL

[rockriver]

grands the man!
yee hah!!

in a calm and respectful voice..

understanding the technical benefits
of a fine tuned piece of modern
technology, it is clear that after thoughtful
evaluation and personal testing in both
a laboratory and in real life situations
that our man grand has accurately
stated the clear and present truth of the situation.
ar's rule this nation.

plainly spoken..

[Cimarron]

Originally Posted by Lowdown3

DANNNGGG!!! It's on now!!

Kicking it freestyle, working and trying to think of other rap songs where the AK fits LOL

<snipped for length>

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty

Oh, I didn't know you were a Justin Bieber fan! And you know his lyrics too! How cute!

________________________________________________

The above is the equivalent of; taking your man card from you and slapping you in the face with it several times..
:D

[protus]

Oh, I didn't know you were a Justin Bieber fan! And you know his lyrics too! How cute!

OHH SNAP .....gonna have an old school back alley freestyle rap off...LMAO

[Grand58742]

DANNNGGG!!! It's on now!!

Kicking it freestyle, working and trying to think of other rap songs where the AK fits LOL

<snipped for length>

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty ;)

Oh, I didn't know you were a Justin Bieber fan! And you know his lyrics too! How cute!

[Lowdown3]

DANNNGGG!!! It's on now!!

Kicking it freestyle, working and trying to think of other rap songs where the AK fits LOL

New song

Rob says an AR jams
But I think it’s a sham
My AR’s never jammed
In 200 rounds and four
Years cleaning it more and more

Dude! Never mine! Dude never mine!

The AK looks old
AR looks bold
Ready to go to war?
I know what I’m looking for

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Got out to bust some caps
Keep everything under wraps
I’m the only black rifle around
The others can’t be found

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Everyone sporting the Peasant
I think they are hunting pheasant.
Team tactics are the drills
Fire and move towards that hill

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

I get base of fire
While the AK guys move higher
They are counting on me
While their moving tree to tree

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Laying down some lead
So my homies don’t get dead
All the sudden theirs a “click”
And I feel like a ****

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Firing one shot at a time
Pulling bolt to make it rhyme
Homies are left hanging
Cause my AR was a dangling

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Drill is finally over
They surround me like a clover
Thought you had our back
Now everything is whack

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

See it’s kinda funny cause my AR
Got all runny
Locked up nice and tight
And I knew it wasn’t right.

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

It started shooting like a flintlock
And I felt like a ****
I left my homies without cover
And they would have got the smother

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

For once I’m true to my word
This crap won’t be deferred
Heading to the show
Gotta let my homies know
Rid myself of this piece
Before it makes me decease

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Yes I ran my gums
But now the word is mum.
My AR was toast
And I loving AK most
I said mine would never quit
Now I feel like ****
Let my buddies down
Thank God is wasn’t real
Or they might not feel

Dude never mine! Dude never mine!

Unfortunately this is based on real life events. Only the names have been changed to protect the guilty ;)

[Cimarron]

Hah! This is a gut buster funny thread.

Sorry ya'll but, Grand won the AR-vs-AK parody thingy.

[Grand58742]

Can't step to this!