AR's are better than any commmie AK

[Grand58742]

A little classic Gone with the Wind for ya'll...

Rhett Butler: Now that you've got your AR and Frank's money, you won't come to me as you did to the jail, so I see I shall have to buy you an AK.
Scarlett: I never heard of such bad taste.

Scarlett: You'd rather live with that silly little rifle which can't even lock the bolt back and and makes magazine changes a three handed operation.
Ashley: You mustn't say unkind things about Kalashnikov.
Scarlett: Who are you to tell me I mustn't? You led me on... you made me believe the AK was better for me.
Ashley: Now Scarlett, be fair. I never at any time...
Scarlett: You did, it's true, you did.

Scarlett: As God is my witness, as God is my witness they're not going to lick me into buying an AK. I'm going to live through this and when it's all over, I'll never look at an AK again. No, nor any of my folk. If I have to lie, steal, cheat or kill. As God is my witness, I'll never buy an AK again.

[rockriver]

alright... i admit it... i don't know nothin about no guns.
but i do have a sears bolt .22
i don't know nothin about no movies either...
but that obi one talk sounds a little like something i heard.

and the ak folks seem to be macho.. they like to talk big,
so maybe they got the big gun...
stoner, and my name sake forgive me please... this is just a test.

i went to the store to see about an ak
wanted to get a goodun.
found one German made.
even had AK in the model name.
had a big ole magazine (actually 2)
that could've held a big ole round.
took it home to see what was so special.
had a box of that "dirty" rushin ammo
now i know why you guys brag that your guns don't jam!!
my sears .22 don't neither!!!

i put the same ammo in my ak as my sears uses!!!
so, now i see why you guys are doing all the macho talk.
this gun sure is macho..
so.. a german. ak. shootin .22
pooh.

[Irish-Tech]

Ouch, that one hurt a little.

[1Admin]

That was classic!

[protus]

Obi-Wan: I have something here for you. Your father wanted you to have this when you were old enough, but your uncle wouldn't allow it. He feared you might follow old Obi-Wan on some damn fool idealistic crusade like your father did.
Luke: What is it?
Obi-Wan: Your father's Polytech . This is the weapon of a Jedi Knight. Not as flimsy or plastic as Armalite or bushmaster; an practical weapon for a more civilized age. For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were the guardians of peace and justice in the Old Republic. Before the dark times... before Stoner.

[Grand58742]

You know, this whole movie quote thing is okay...

But I suddenly had an inspiration for something else. And frankly, since I'm on vacation, I can't be accused of not having anything better to do with my time.

[protus]

FAL shoot with me so i dont jam alone.
I show you how AR jams...

Seen it before pal!

[1Admin]

How about this-

A group of survivalists sit in a large room, maps adorn the walls, pictures of broken AR's are prominently posted on stands.

Rob walks to the front, picks up an AK that he uses as a pointing stick-

"What I often despise about survivalism is the hypocrisy it breeds. I've heard euphemisms that reliability isn't important. That looks and girly feel of the weapon is more important. These are the tactics of the lie. Lies that have the stench of broken black plastic and the sound of forward assists being hit....... The only way you can survive is with a reliable weapon. And what, what my friends is a reliable weapon? These these Kalashnikovs. Small, reliable carbines. For AR's you will need a gunsmith, and you know, I am not an AR gunsmith..... Pause. (Those around the room nod their heads)......... From this moment on their will be no more AR's carried. This was stupid, impotence.......... Tavarich, if you had a weapon that only performed marginally in a couple conflicts that was very unreliable, would you continue to carry it cause it looked cool? NO! You would seek out a reliable weapon, beat it against trees, bury it in mud, bury it in sand, shoot tens of thousands of poor quality rounds through it to prove that it was reliable!..... Pause... And how do we do that? .......Buy an AK.

[1Admin]

"Eugene Stoner was a crusader. Now I got no beef with any gun that does it's job. But when it don't, the machine breaks down. AND WHEN THE MACHINE BREAKS DOWN, WE BREAK DOWN.... And I ain't gonna have that from none of ya'll......... But... you all love Stoner's gun, and you wanna kick some arse and my Polytech is here by it's lonesome.... six of your AR's against my Polytech.....let's see who's jams first"

long pause

"Mikhail s$@$'s on all of ya'll!"

Grand jumps up yells "you MF'er!" and frantically beats the Polytech against a post holding up the bunker. Soon the post breaks and the bunker falls on everyone.

Rob picks up the Polytech that still works, says "Reliable weapons? What cha'll know about reliable weapons?" and stumbles out of the bunker with an energy drink in his hand.

[Irish-Tech]

I'll make him an AR he cant refuse - Al Pachino

Frankly AK, i don't give a damn!

This is your AK, and its ending one round at a time. - fight club

My Mama always said, 'Life was like an AK; you never know where its gonna hit.' - Forest Gump

all I have time for now.

[protus]

lowdown: You're dead Matt, you just got your legs blown off and we'll have to send out a search party for your testicles. Now, where's your backup?
Lance Corporal grand: Protus.
lowodwn: What the hell good are ya doin' back there? I'll get my *** shot off without any cover fire! While the rest of you are pumpin' the neighbor's dog we'll get every swinging #$% in this platoon killed!
Corporal spock: Hey, chill, lowdown. We know the routine.their AR's always jam like that


back at ya matt/ :P

[Matt In Oklahoma]

This post is just chock full of WIN!

Thats me, mr chuckles! LOL, suprisingly yet it got nothing, weird, musta scared some sensitive x39 fellers

come on dont make me switch to the dark side this is tooooooooo easy
like they had to have that movie line cause no one can hear the AR shooting cause its jammed blahblahblah whats the matter they use lead paint on them yellerwood stocks or what?!?

[Grand58742]

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

This post is just chock full of WIN!

[Matt In Oklahoma]

This is the AK-47 assault rifle, the preferred weapon of your enemy, and it makes a very distinctive sound when fired at you, so remember it.

[tech]

Movie lines, eh? How about this classic for an AR owner (after turning down an AK):

"I coulda been a contender!"