AR's are better than any commmie AK

[1Admin]

I said “hey brother, you know I had to make a case.”
But you shoulda seen the evil look on his face
It was a hard day of shooting, the AR survived it
He said “But I’m not changing my mind, the AR is still the pits.”

I love it! How true it is!!!

If I ever figure this scanner out, I'm gonna post some OOOOLLLLLLDDD pics of me with an AR in the long long ago, in the before before time. But like evil-ootionists believe, I dragged myself out of the "primordial ooze" of black metal, plastic and jams and "evolved" into something better.

Protus and I were sitting around the campfire one night after a day of training with AR guys. He saw me sitting there with a TDI knife making tick marks on the stock of my old Polytech, keeping count. He saw the stock full of tally marks on both sides simply asked "keeping track of kills?" I replied "No. Just AR guys that have said "mine never jammed on me" that had jams in front of me."

Protus just shook his head, put the cigar back in his mouth and said "all that hates gonna burn you up Rob."

I replied - "Keeps me warm."

;)


Alright let's turn the corner- take your favorite movie lines and turn them towards AR vs. AK!!! This could be as good as the song lyrics!

Still looking out the window for Grand BTW ;)

[protus]

i shoulda picked a different song i never did like "walk" much lol

[Boyd]

and to top wimpy tallica..some pantera......;)


Can't you see I'm easily bothered by stupid failures
One step from pawning you off outta my safe
You want in to get under moa
And call yourself a trier 1 rifle
I've got more guns like you
What do I do?

Is there no standard anymore?
What it takes, who built it , where I've lubed
Belong
An AR can't be something it aint
Be yourself, by yourself
Keep your malfunctioning AR away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time,AK's work all the time

[Chorus]
Respect, walk

Run your mouth when I'm not around about ergonomics
It's easy to achieve
You cry to weak friends that sympathize on what color your rail covers should be
Can you hear the Kalashnikov violins playing your song?
Those same groupings tell me your every jerky trigger pull

An AR can't be something it aint
Be yourself, by yourself
Keep your malfunctioning AR away from me
A lesson learned in life
Known from the dawn of time,Ak's work all the time


[Chorus]

Are you talking to me?
No way punk
Take that Ar on home boy...walk on home boy.........

This!!!!!!!!
Even though he slaughtered Anselmo ;)

[Boyd]

LMAO!!!

"When your in a jam, cause your made by Mattel rifle jammed
Remember Rob's rhyme and remember the time
He told you to buy, and learn to try
that damn commie rifle.

All hail the work of Mikhail, it shall never fail!

LMAO, that almost rhymed too!!! Top that RR!!! :)

I've owned a couple few AK's.... one of them I got on the cheap... like almost free. Never been cleaned and was in really poor shape... literally dropped it in the mud, ran a dry rag through it, stored it for a few weeks.

Had to kick the bolt open... Rusted........ Threw some rem oil on it.. then procedded to cycle a couple clips through it before I decided to keep it.

Fast forward to 2012-almost 13......... I don't have to prime my clips............ and it just plain works.

I know a lot of guys who have similar stories... I'll go with an AK platform over any AR or M16 platform for my money and peace of mind. I am biased, but the AK is the most used platform for a reason.. It just plain works.

[rockriver]

grand,
yee hah.
i think you've laid it out nice and clear.
next time you drive down... to ga..
hey..
you coming to the ga. campout?
if so remind me... i'll go by wally and get you a box of ammo!
rr

[protus]

Ohhhhhhh.....now..ya.done..it.lol

[Grand58742]

umm i dont own a wasr thank you very much.....LMAO :P
good one gman..

Meh, aren't all AKs the same? Romanian, Russian, Chinese...no big difference

:D

[protus]

umm i dont own a wasr thank you very much.....LMAO :P
good one gman..

[JUSTIFIED]

You know, Protus is the same no matter time nor place
He doesn’t understand by owning an AK he shouldn’t show his face
So I tell you other posters from across the land
There’s no need to argue, Protus just don’t understand

I remember one time Protus wanted to go poppin
It was him, me, Matt oh and Admin wanted to go hoppin
We cased up our rifles and hopped in the car
Headed down to the range, it wasn’t that far

Protus started buggin with the rifle he chose
I didn’t say nothing at first, just turned up my nose
He said “what’s wrong with this? This AK only cost $400”
I said “Protus, wood furniture went obsolete the same time as the butterfly collar”

The next half hour was the same darn thing
Protus loadin up mags for that WASR 10-63
And then he lost his mind and did the ultimate
Charged up a round and all we heard was a click

I said “Protus whadda you doin? You’ll ruin your rep!”
He said “I came to shoot this rifle, I’ll prove my rep yet!”
I said “Protus, put that rifle up and use my AR, Please!” He said “No!”
“I came to shoot this rifle now give me a minute and I’ll put on a show!”

I just sighed and muttered something under my breath
He said “what’s the matter?! This rifle will cause certain death!”
I said “it’s old, it’s clunky, it’s got the ergonomics of a rock.”
“Now will you please stop showin off your side folding stock?”

He wasn’t with it, his choice stayed the same
And inevitably, the moment of truth came
I thought I could distance myself, I tried to be slick
He said “no way, uh-uh, come back here and forget it!”

There was nothing I could do, I tried to relax
And I saw him walk up with that ancient artifact
And when he walked up to the line, it was just as I thought
People were laughing and pointing at the rifle he brought

And those that weren’t laughing still had a ball
They were pointing and whispering at the situation overall
He tried shooting that old rifle until the day’s end
But me being me, stayed with him as a loyal friend

For the next six hours, I sat and tried to explain
That keeping that beat up AK would just cause him more pain
But I tell you other posters from across the land
There’s no need to argue, Protus just don’t understand

Okay, here’s the situation
I grabbed my rifle and took a week’s vacation
And heading down to Georgia for Lowdown’s little shoot
Lowdown grabbed his Arsenal, he thought it was cute
Showed it off around the neighborhood
I thought “no you shouldn’t, but I suppose you could.”

Pay attention here’s the thick of the plot
Thousand round challenge, AR versus the block
“The AK is superior, it’ll win every time,” Lowdown kept on talking
I just kept quiet, I knew in the end a win for the AR I’d be chalking

You have to see the BCM’s ergonomic dimensions
I charged up and around and started paying attention
Lowdown said “are you ready?” I said “yeah” he said “okay”
“Let’s get down to business, that AR is sure to get slayed.”

He kept on talking, it was the same old antics
I didn’t say nothing, just knew AR haters could be lunatics
“Come on Lowdown, show me your rifle is a prince”
“Let’s get to shooting and I’ll prove you wrong with this.”

He agreed and we were on our way
Started shooting those rifles, the challenge of the day
He hit the steel targets, but it wasn’t any matter of precision
It was all I could do not to start yapping some derision

He slammed in that new mag and kept shooting on
But you could see the accuracy degrade, it started to wan
I popped in my mag, I put my finger to the gas
His head swept around and almost got whiplash

The dust cover was open, the Burris on high
I took aim at the targets, I didn’t want to make him cry
But I hit every target, even those fairly far
“C’mon Lowdown, you know the AK is old and the AR raises the bar.”

After nine hundred rounds he started to see
I didn’t say anything at first, tried to conceal my glee
He said “Maybe I was wrong, this thing’s a pretty good gun.”
“But I’m not changing my mind, the AK’s still not done.”

We kept continuing to shoot, he wasn’t having any second place
He knew he had to continue, he had to save some face
I kept on shooting; the BCM continued to dance
Continued to the bottom of that ammo can, nothing left to chance

I mean, I was on vacation, making someone eat their words
The new ARs are a champ, haven’t ya heard?
Lowdown walked over, he had to get a grip
“Well, it looks like I was wrong, glad you made the trip.”

I said “hey brother, you know I had to make a case.”
But you shoulda seen the evil look on his face
It was a hard day of shooting, the AR survived it
He said “But I’m not changing my mind, the AR is still the pits.”

I couldn’t believe it, the AR just completed
His challenge of a shoot off, the AK was defeated
But I tell you posters from across the land
There’s no need to argue, Lowdown just don’t understand

You need to put this stuff to music or a beat or whatever they do with rap. You could make some money!...chuckle...

[Grand58742]

You know, Protus is the same no matter time nor place
He doesn

[Grand58742]

Ho hum, been a little boring in here lately

[protus]

some Nonepoint ( metal)


My urban prone is in a position for all to see.
Regret-less for how it feels.
I got a AK with a name on it.
AK with a name.

Because the cause for all, the breathing pause you think you see
is really concentration on the steel.
I got a AK with a name on it.
AK with a name.

See everybody watching and passing judgement
on every little modification and change I make.
How can I be an carbine with the weight of all those rails
with 8 attachment points ?
And with everything happening;
gunshots clappin' steel
runnin' rounds in every direction
with hand guards heating up,
I got my hand out lookin' to seat another mag in

[Chorus]
The price tags on the AK i need is getting bigger by the day
I got a AK with a name on it.
Ak with a name.

The way I dont work so hard to make my AK work like a charm
I got a AK with a name on it.
AK with a name.

I'm workin' them steels harder than a hundred black rifles .
No water, no clouds, no cover to hide behind
from the hotter than H$% flash hider
empty again from another 400 rounds...
I mean who doesn't want the Ar's
The muticam , tier 1 attention, Larue parts ,eotechs
or an ACR?
Funny how we say we don't need it
then turn around and try to buy it.

[Chorus]

Everything that they say about AR's
And everything that they make sound you need,
Is nothing when you have an AK
Everyone trying to make it harder
than it would ever be.
i dont care about the name on the AK that I aim...

[BioG8r]

Rock Ballad Failure to take Steel seriously.

Well my Niller Ice was late and really sucked but here is a Rock Ballad

Livin

[protus]

And having done this once, I can attest the AK is still around and intact but the pine tree died...

tree killer......LMAO

[1Admin]

Smack it with a tree limb and reload it

And having done this once, I can attest the AK is still around and intact but the pine tree died...