AR's are better than any commmie AK

[rockriver]

protus,
go bro.
sound like a true believer to me!

[protus]

Oh, my, gawd. wiseowl, look at his larue AR.
It is so big. [scoff] it looks like,
one of those teir 1 guys' rifles.
But, you know, who understands those teir 1 guys? *scoff*
They only use it , because,
its all modular looks like a total tapco explosion okkay?
I mean, its rails, is just so big.
I can't believe it's just modular it's like,
out there, I mean - gross. Look!
its just so teir 1!


I like AR 's and I can not lie
You other brothers can't deny
That when an AR works with an itty bitty dab of oil
And a round doesnt FTF thing in your face
You get sprung, wanna pull out your tough
'Cause you notice that MagPul stock was stuffed
Deep with cr123;s for the sure fire on the raid its wearing
I'm hooked and I can't stop staring
Oh baby, I wanna shoot moa with you
And take your picture
My homeboys tried to warn me
But that Ar looks so teir 1
Ooh, flat top, fore grip rail
You say you wanna get in my safe?
Well, use me, use me
'Cause you ain't that average AR
I've seen them casings dancin'
To hell with romanians '
She's sweat, oiled up,
Got it goin' like a turbo 'Vette
I'm tired of magazines
Sayin' green followers rock
Take the average black rifle and shoot moa
She gotta pack much punch
So, fellas! (Yeah!) Fellas! (Yeah!)
Is your AR tier 1 (Hell yeah!)
Tell 'em to shoot it! (shoot it!) Shoot it! (Shoot it!)
Shoot that AR


thats all i got on a half cup of coffee....

[protus]

oh boy...were all dommed...lol

[rockriver]

owa,
matt, the opener was great,
setting up the grand man. i'm impressed.
i'm not much for rap BUT
i make a motion that your two songs become the "site song"
to be played at all camp outs and other gatherings and times of fellowship!
rr

[WiseOwl]

Bravo!

To be up this late and to read this is great. Good work sir, good work.

Now, let me get on Reason 4.0 and make you a beat!

[Grand58742]

Just so the AK lovers don’t feel left out…

The devil went down to Georgia, he was looking for a soul to steal.
He was in a bind 'cos he was way behind and he was willin' to make a deal.
When he came across this man shootin a rifle and runnin it hot.
And the devil jumped upon a hickory stump and said: "Boy let me tell you what:
"I guess you didn't know it, but I'm a rifle shooter too.
"And if you'd care to take a dare, I'll make a bet with you.
"Now you shoot a pretty good rifle, boy, but give the devil his due:
"I bet an AR of gold against your AK of old, 'cos I think I'm better than you."
The boy said: "My name's Robert and it might be a sin,
"But I'll take your bet, your gonna regret, 'cos the AK’s the best that's ever been."

Robert you oil up that bolt and run that rifle hard.
'Cos hells broke loose in Georgia and the devil deals the cards.
And if you win you get this shiny AR made of gold.
But if you lose, the devil gets your soul.

The devil opened up his case and he said: "I'll start this show."
And fire flew from his fingertips as charged up the bolt.
And he pulled the charging handle across the stock and it made an evil hiss.
Then a slew of malfunctions came around and it looked something like this.

Stovepipe, double feed, failure to extract, stovepipe, stovepipe, short stroke, double feed, stovepipe, failure to extract

When the devil finished, Robert said: "Well that ARs pretty bad ol' son.
"Now sit down in that chair, right there, and let me show you how its done."

Steel on the target, run boys, run.
The AK’s running great and the AR’s done.
Burned through a thousand, continue to make it go.
"Granny, does that AR run?"
"No, child, no."

The devil bowed his head because he knew that he'd been beat.
He laid that golden AR on the ground at Robert’s feet.
Robert said: "Devil just come on back if you ever want to try again.
"cause I told you once, you son of a gun, the AK’s the best there's ever been."

Steel on the target, run boys, run.
The AK’s running great and the AR’s done.
Burned through a thousand, continue to make it go.
"Granny, does that AR run?"
"No, child, no."

[Grand58742]

Bringin it back ol skool this mornin


To the tune of “Posse on Broadway” by Sir Mix a Lot


My AR on the firing range
My AR on the firing range

Me and Matt in Ok at the home away from home
Running the black ARs with bolts in plated chrome
I’m calling up the posse, it’s time to get a rippin
We’re running EOTechs to keep the suckas trippin

Everybody's looking if ya jealous turn around
The lack of buffer kick keeps us closa to the ground
We’ve all set up, homeboy Matt yells “open fire”
Threw a round at two hundred, need to call a flier

Cause I’m running Wolf ammo, no need to feel glum
We're rollin Stoner’s finest and the jealous wanna get some
Every time we do this sucka AKs wanna battle
We gots the rifles they love to hate, but they do nothing more than rattle

We blasting a few off, waiting for the OK faction
Waitin on the range yes we’re lookin for some action
The range’s kinda crowded the whole line was waitin back
Karen’s loading mags with her Palmetto on her lap

Ol’ Sharpshooter blasting Monarch, his target’s lookin dead
We need a new range, so posse move ahead
We all look kinda dope, the crew you can't forget
The Oklahoma posse cold rippin up the set

Our ARs on the firing range
Our ARs on the firing range (load it up!)
Our ARs on the firing range
Our ARs on the firing range

Ahhhh punching paper at IPSC was getin kinda bored
There's not anotha posse with more points scored
We don't walk around like champions, you come to watch the thrilla
My homeboy G Dawg Grand is a hostage target killa

Dave is on the other side shootin all the steel
The others see his targets and they know he is fo real
Thomas is the young guy people think he's funny
Don’t shoot against him, he’s sure to take your money

Rockin lots a targets we all got gold
Rolling with this Sig, can’t nobody be this bold
Headin to the pistol range, saw AK wieldin pugs
Give up my AR? You must be smokin drugs

Cuz the OK posse gots em and the brass just drops
The pugs look depressed because the AR won’t stop
Waitin for it to break? Don’t hold your breath
Karen shouted Norman it's time to get def

I’m scoping in the target, the AR is the best
Its shooting minute of angle, I’m puffin out my chest
The closer the groups come, the better I feel
The OK posse's on the range and it's time to get ill

Our ARs on the firing range
Our ARs on the firing range
Our ARs on the firing range (load it up!)
Our ARs on the firing range

[WiseOwl]

My lawd, yall Okies remind me of the 1985 Bears rap...lol

[Matt In Oklahoma]

Alright I lied, i'm in, game on!

Hands down winner! Grand is a lyrical genius. I bet he's really a rap star, him and Matt probably have an all Okie rap group.
OWA- Okies with attitudes.
Yo! Me and my Okie Dokies just got out da pokie....
MC Matt gots da Ninja skills, too many to count da kills....
Grand's da lyrical genius, be damn sure we mean dis....
That's from their title album "Da Oklahoma Ninja" ;)
Buy the CD for $19.95.... from JRH !!! LOL

The Tupperware Scare Crew from da O-side rollin with the G lock and Hell Mattels

Lockin and glockin with bullets from da shelves



GrandMaster58742 P keepin it ole school with da steel slab

Eastside Cimarron and Southside Sharpshooter always checkin, whatya have



(Karen) K Dog Crew always checkin da fingers in the mma mix

Wanna bust it up like a twix



Hit n Miss da Members at Large

Lookin for a good 308 powder charge



OWA -Okies Winning Arguments, ur moma wanna be NatGeo slugs, peace out from da O-Side enforcer OG Ninja

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[Grand58742]

grand, could you clean this up for me?

I think I need a translator lol

[BioG8r]

YOU GUYS AINT RIGHT!!! LOL

Poetry, in many forms, Rappin in rhymes and freestyle,,,, This really is a bit on the sketchy side of composite, steel and lumber love!!

I hope this isn't the place noobs look first - - I am afraid they might get the wrong idea about what these forums (or members AND ADMINS!!) actually are!!!

I am suprised no one has busted out a Gregorian Chant about the 44 vs 9130 Nagant!!! I guess that would be a bit off topic,,,right!!?

ALL wirtten with a huge smile on my face! LOL

[rockriver]

hmm
with those eyes...
you look a little asian
i'm not sure where the ears come from
irish leprechaun ??
hmm. i wonder what the irish shoot?
i'm just bettin' those catholics ain't commies!!!

haiku
must be similar to bookoo

us military has ammo bookoo
for their m16
this will work in patriot's ar rifle
chinese military has ammo boo hoo
for their ak
this will cause a patriot stifle


grand, could you clean this up for me?

[Grand58742]

Looks like I'm going to have to whip out my skills and try to do something in iambic pentameter. :D

Who knew the AR vs AK could get so literary?

[Spock]

how about a hiaku


Damn commie ak rifles
You always function so well
But the AR not so good

[Spock]