AR's are better than any commmie AK

[Grand58742]

Yo, Protus, let's kick it!

A R baby
A R baby
All right stop
Collaborate and listen
Colt is back with a brand new invention
Extractor

[BioG8r]

Hats off to Lowdown on the throw down!
D*#n, that Brutha' can Kick it!

[Grand58742]

<Sigh>

Ya'll made me do it. Had to reach down deep...

[Lowdown3]

REALLY needs the background music for the full effect-

Welcome To The Terrordome

I got so much trouble on my mind
AK’s refuse to lose
Here's your ticket
Hear Kalashnikov get wicked
The crew to you to push the back to Black
rifle so I sat and japped
Then slapped the assist
Now I'm ready to mike it
(You know I like it) huh
Hear my favoritism roll "Oh"
Never be a brother like to go solo
No Lazer, anastasia, magpul
Ways to blaze your brain and train ya
The way I'm livin', forgiven'
Don’t mind the jams I'm givin' up
Get off the X! Hear me now!
I don't know about later
As for now I know how to avoid the jamanoid
Man I've had it up to here
AK I wear got 'em goin' in fear
Rhetoric said
Read just a bit ago
AK not quittin' though
Signed the hard rhymer
Work to keep from gettin' jammed
Changin' some ways
To way back with the Chinese AK’s
Raw metaphysically bold
Never ergonomically to code
Still drops a load
Never question what I am Misha knows
Cause it's comin' from the heart
What I got better get some
(Get on up) hustler of culture
AR’s denying
Been spit in the face
But the brass keep flying
Respects been givin' how's ya livin'
Now I can't correct an AR defect
Check the record
An reckon an unintentional jam
Played off as some intellect
It’s Made the call, took the fall
Broke the laws (in California)
Not my fault they're fallin' off
Known as most reliable
Throughout my years
So I growl at the AR guillable
Wood, metal to the bone my home is your home
So welcome to the Terrordome


Subordinate terror
Kickin' off an era
Cold deliverin' pain
My 74 was 87’ed on a record yo
So now I go Arsenal

“Uh oh Rob de out to get us man… Uh oh Uh oh Uh oh Rob, de out to get us man”



AR’s jamming ain’t no fiction
Called Selective Memory
Apology made to who ever doesn’t believe this
An AK would be used by Jesus
I rather sing, bring, think reminisce
'Bout a AK while I'm in sync
Every AK ain’t an AK cause Century
Just as well could be undercover
Backstabbed, grabbed a flag
Want to kick Century in the nads
Sad to say Mikhail got sold down the river
Still some quiver when AK delivers
Never to say I never know or had a clue
Word was heard, plus hard on the boulevard
Lies, scandalizin', basin'
Traitors that hate the AK celebratin' wit satan?
I rope a dope the evil with righteous
AK’s bobbin and weavin and let the good get even
C'mon down
And welcome to the Terrordome.


Caught in the race against jams
The forward assist and the pendulum
Check the rhythm and rhymes
While I'm bendin' 'em
Mikhail blowin' up the lines of design
Stoner blinded the science I'm sendin' 'em
How to fight with an AR
Might as well run and hide
When it jams it’s your suicide
In a game a fool without the rules
Got a hell of a nerve to just criticize


It's weak to speak and blame somebody else
When your AR destroys itself

First nothing's worse than paying out the nose
For a jammed up hose
I was quick to decide the AR’s fate
For me it would not rate
I don't smile in the line of fire
I go wildin'
But it's on Polytechs not violins
Watcha do gitcha gun ready
Go out and get' physically sweaty
When I got jams went back to what I trust
Who gives a damn about da rust
Give ya somethin' that cha never had ,controllin'
Fear of high rollin'
God bless your soul and keep livin'
Never allowed, shooting it loud
Droppin' a bomb
AR’s should have been left in Vietnam
Move as a team
Never move alone
But
Welcome to the AKdome

[rockriver]

awwwwee

my main dude..my main man!
the army ranger and force recon all rolled into one.
i knew. i just knew you were a loyal follower of the stoner plan!

i heard the jibes. i heard the hints.
but i had no doubt and you were only having fun.
that you for sure were all about the the army's gun.

when i read these words i worry so
that maybe my hero down the tubes will go
so i'll remember the trails you led and i'll be slow


cause when you go without tents...
and sleep under the moon just covered by a tarp
i want you to have rails, and lights, and lasers and slings
plenty of ammo and a weapon thats pristine and got no dings.

tell me protus it aint true
have you gone to the commie gun too?

I know.. we'll have a raffle.
raise money in support of research and development
to find out the cause and cure of this dreaded disease.
that seems to be creeping in with the greatest of ease!!

[protus]

Oooh.... I just got an idea. Don't remember all the words though, have to look it up.

i was gonna bust out some vanilla ice but just cant get the words right :P

[1Admin]

Oooh.... I just got an idea. Don't remember all the words though, have to look it up.

[protus]

i'll give ya some new school country :P

Now red commie gun is the best assault rifle
From ditches, woods , swamps and vehicles
And youe AR sir does not have a pair of testicles
If you prefer plinking with out glass

Hey red commie gun is cheap and dependable
In fourteen hundred years they are decomposable
And unlike your AR they stocks are not collapsible
Eugene Stoner can kiss my a$$, woo!

Red commie gun , I load you up
Let's have a shoot off, let's have a shoot off
I love you red commie gun, I lift you up,
Proceed to fire, proceed to fire

Now I really love how you're easy to use
But I really hate how you're easy to abuse
Cause when ammo runs low, in front of my chest rack
Well, that, my friends, is quite yucky

But I have to admit that the AR lovers get smitten
Admirin' at how easily i can be field strippin
cleaned and back up so I can get to hittin'
On them,steels and poppers without looking so funky

Red commie gun, I load you up
Let's have a shoot off, let's have a shoot off
I love you red commie gun , I lift you up,
Proceed to fire , proceed to fire

Now I've seen Ar's in blue and I've seen them in yellow
But only you red wont malfunction for this fellow
Cause you are the Wolf into my Tula
And you are the gun that always holds zero

Red commie gun , unlike an AR more than just plastic
More than amazing, you're more than fantastic
And believe me that I'm not the least bit sarcastic
When I look at you and say:
"Red commie gun, you're not just a gun (No, no, God no)
You're my friend, yea (Lifelong)
Thank you for being my friend"

Red commie gun , I load you up
Let's have a shoot off, let's have a shoot off
I love you red commie gun , I lift you up,
Proceed fire, proceed to fire

[Matt In Oklahoma]

I love/hate this...
It's like a song that just won't get out of your head....
SOooo I had to try one more,, Went with RapRock, then Classic Def now for a little country,,

Come on Johnny lets do this thang.....

"One Piece At A Time"

Well, I left Kentucky back in '84
An' went to Rock Island workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' rails on battle axes.

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any free man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant ATF, FBI and gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a gun worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of parts
Now, I never considered myself a thief
Armalite wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a Lower
And the next day I got me an upper and a stock
Then I got me a barrel and all of the springs
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and carrier assemblies
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's brief case.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
Then we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was superiorly right.

The lower was a '88
And the upper turned out to be a '93
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were right.

We didn’t have to do a thing so that it would fit
And with no need of help from a drill and a gunsmith kit
We had that baby hummin' just like a song
Now the lights were another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
And when we flipped on the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked perfect too
So we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed we had the best gun
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she was proud
She magged it up and said "Honey, let me take it for a run."

So we drove down to the range just to spend a few
And I pointed her right on down range
I could hear everybody get quiet for lanes around
But up there at the range house they weren’t quiet
'Cause to find all the tricks on it took the whole staff
And when they got through, they all asked to fire thirty rounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

(On the CB)
Oh wow, that’s not a RED RYDER
Is that the BioG
With the Big Dollar AR Come on

Huh, This IS the Bio G
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way!

woooo hoooo thats the way to throw it down yall!! Lookout Nashville the new music mans on his way!!

[BioG8r]

I love/hate this...
It's like a song that just won't get out of your head....
SOooo I had to try one more,, Went with RapRock, then Classic Def now for a little country,,

Come on Johnny lets do this thang.....

"One Piece At A Time"

Well, I left Kentucky back in '84
An' went to Rock Island workin' on a 'sembly line
The first year they had me puttin' rails on battle axes.

Every day I'd watch them beauties roll by
And sometimes I'd hang my head and cry
'Cause I always wanted me one that was long and black.

One day I devised myself a plan
That should be the envy of most any free man
I'd sneak it out of there in a lunchbox in my hand
Now gettin' caught meant ATF, FBI and gettin' fired
But I figured I'd have it all by the time I retired
I'd have me a gun worth at least a hundred grand.

[CHORUS]
I'd get it one piece at a time
And it wouldn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

So the very next day when I punched in
With my big lunchbox and with help from my friends
I left that day with a lunch box full of parts
Now, I never considered myself a thief
Armalite wouldn't miss just one little piece
Especially if I strung it out over several years.

The first day I got me a Lower
And the next day I got me an upper and a stock
Then I got me a barrel and all of the springs
The little things I could get in my big lunchbox
Like nuts, an' bolts, and carrier assemblies
But the big stuff we snuck out in my buddy's brief case.

Now, up to now my plan went all right
Then we tried to put it all together one night
And that's when we noticed that something was superiorly right.

The lower was a '88
And the upper turned out to be a '93
And when we tried to put in the bolts all the holes were right.

We didn’t have to do a thing so that it would fit
And with no need of help from a drill and a gunsmith kit
We had that baby hummin' just like a song
Now the lights were another sight
We had two on the left and one on the right
And when we flipped on the switch all three of 'em come on.

The back end looked perfect too
So we put it together and when we got thru
Well, that's when we noticed we had the best gun
About that time my wife walked out
And I could see in her eyes that she was proud
She magged it up and said "Honey, let me take it for a run."

So we drove down to the range just to spend a few
And I pointed her right on down range
I could hear everybody get quiet for lanes around
But up there at the range house they weren’t quiet
'Cause to find all the tricks on it took the whole staff
And when they got through, they all asked to fire thirty rounds.

[CHORUS]
I got it one piece at a time
And it didn't cost me a dime
You'll know it's me when I pimp through your range
I'm gonna fire rounds in style
I'm gonna drive everybody wild
'Cause I'll have the baddest gun around.

(On the CB)
Oh wow, that’s not a RED RYDER
Is that the BioG
With the Big Dollar AR Come on

Huh, This IS the Bio G
And negatory on the cost of this mow-chine
You might say I went right up to the factory
And picked it up, it's cheaper that way!

[brokedownbiker]

After catching up on this thread, I now know that I am, truly, in the presence of greatness. Biogr8r, Protus, Matt, Grand....... I bow to the kings of shlock !!!! Ar/AK threads will NEVER be the same, there is enough ammo here (yes, yes, the pun WAS intended) to shut anyone up on any other site where I see the discussion start. My heeeeroes!

[rockriver]

i know this guy who used to luv his ak

he's a great guy.

then he came and read this epic

he seen the light!

but what to do with his russian style clone?

!! the light came on again !!

camoflage it... no one will know what it is.

great idea.

respectfully

[Spock]

this is quite possibly the most epic ar vs ak thread in the entire history of the internet.

[WiseOwl]

This is the greatest thread in the history of threads.

I have something up my sleeve for later.....

[rockriver]

bio,
thanks for the piano music,,

i sure know all these ar lovers are
singing their tier 1 songs and
bringing muic to my ears