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  • #31
    Additions-

    Your shoelaces (mentioned above), pant's belt, watchband, and rifle sling are made from 550 paracord.

    Your cravat head wrap is also used as a map, water filter, and first-aid item.

    You've ever cleaned a firearm in the glow of a 100 hour candle.

    You know feminine hygeine items can be used as first-aid on man or woman.

    You've secretly have a well on your property so that 1) THEY cannot poison you with flouride and 2) THEY cannot force you out by cutting off your water.

    You've made paper logs out of newspapers to stretch out your woodpile.

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    • #32
      You try and claim to your wife the lint in your bellybutton is an emergency firestarting kit

      you inventory your neighbors edible weeds

      you know when people on tv are lying about their preps

      you know what a walker and a skitter are and where their weak spots are

      you can recite the rules to zombieland but dont know what the name of your hometown "mainstream media" paper is

      you go to reinventory you kids go bags and find extra stuff THEY put in it

      you dont understand why you are the only one who gets texts from spaceweather.com at work

      you try and put roundup on your grass and keep the dandelions

      your gym bag has it's own firestarting kit, flashlight, water, food, knife .........
      Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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      • #33
        Just saw this thread and still laughing! LOL
        Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

        Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911-2004)

        JOSEPH WAS A PREPPER!
        NOAH WAS A PREPPER!
        I'M A PREPPER TOO!

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        • #34
          You have Nine additonal sources for light in your home if the power grid fails..1- genny 2- solar 3-flashlights 4-oil lamps 5-carbide miners headlamps 6-candles 7-fireplace 8-chemical light sticks 9-pint mason jars for fireflys.

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          • #35
            you use the vehicle ash tray to store ammo for guns you dont even have "just in case"
            Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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            • #36
              LOL!!! We're all about, "Just in case"! If there's a place to store something we'll fill it. If there's not a place we try to find one!
              Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

              Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911-2004)

              JOSEPH WAS A PREPPER!
              NOAH WAS A PREPPER!
              I'M A PREPPER TOO!

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              • #37
                you thought Chuck Norris needed to work on his ground game

                thought the Military was awesome because they paid you to learn someday skills

                though Ted Nugent was too soft spoken

                done an inventory before your birthday so you know what to ask for

                think that professional competitive shooters need to work on real skills

                will pay for training that hurts

                have laid the parts out to a project on the Lowes floor to visualize

                buy candles based on hours rather than smell

                have re-used wax from candles to make practice rounds to shoot in the house

                know that cases with primered rubber training bullets dont bounce off of sheetrock :(

                Have thought that Glenn Beck was to liberal at times

                have tasered your car to see if it will still run after an EMP

                know that you cant call your cell phone if it's in a microwave

                have opinions about camo and those that wear it even though you havent seen them

                will paint a 2000K rifle with $2 paint and be impressed

                wont buy stuff because it reflects light

                wont cook dinner but will spend all day trying to boil water in a solar cooker

                wont go to the Dr but will buy $100 of medical supplies then use them on yourself to see if you live

                have ever made a hardware store salesman raise an eyebrow

                have killed dinner with a potatoe cannon

                swim in a public pool with your knife still clipped on

                think that gun cleaning, tire repair and fire starting should be timed olympic events

                ask people for their broke stuff and then wont tell them why

                you know how far you can run before you cant hit the 6 inch square while shooting

                you use your pocket pistol on the rifle range

                you dont own makeup thats not earth tone

                you ask for a debit card in camo to go in your duct tape wallet

                have ever gotten in trouble at work for using all the rubber bands to build weapons
                Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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                • #38
                  You have a ton of pool shock and dont even own a pool
                  You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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                  • #39
                    taser your car... LMAO

                    and yes, I have been busted for using all the office rubberbands in the past, LMAO...

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                    • #40
                      you thought Chuck Norris needed to work on his ground game

                      thought the Military was awesome because they paid you to learn someday skills

                      though Ted Nugent was too soft spoken

                      done an inventory before your birthday so you know what to ask for

                      think that professional competitive shooters need to work on real skills

                      will pay for training that hurts
                      THESE!!! Awesome!
                      Boris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"

                      Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"

                      Boris- "Is it my fault you're poor?"

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                      • #41
                        will tell your preacher about sins but wont tell him you prepare because you think he wont understand

                        dont have luggage but own multiple BOBs

                        have built a roof based on rainwater collection

                        have tried to mount a bayonet on a bow then wondered if you could market it

                        tried to decide which round to use to shoot your house with

                        have rendered medical treatment to your fruit for practice

                        can leave a psychologist with something to think about

                        think that buckets with good lids are a universal money

                        sort your laundry by materials that leave flamable and non-flamable lint

                        use all your daughters nail polish for the front sights

                        have used pets as training aids

                        wont comb your hair but check the mirror to see if your CCW prints thru your clothes

                        have forgotten where you buried stuff

                        cant attend bass pro workshops anymore because you showed them a better way to do it

                        buy clothes based on how much they can carry


                        are mad right now because some this is you and not me LOL :)
                        Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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                        • #42
                          LOL! I recognize most of these in us.

                          One to add:

                          You know what size crochet hook fits paracord (american L or larger)
                          I made a belt : )

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                          • #43
                            "you ask for a debit card in camo to go in your duct tape wallet"

                            Uh oh....guess I'm a redneck survivalist! I made a couple of these several years ago. I gave one as a gift at my workplace white elephant Christmas party and the guy still has it. LOL
                            Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

                            Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911-2004)

                            JOSEPH WAS A PREPPER!
                            NOAH WAS A PREPPER!
                            I'M A PREPPER TOO!

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                            • #44
                              --You've sown up a chicken leg
                              --You've grilled said chicken leg over wood collected from the neighborhood
                              --You grew the chicken too.
                              --Multicam Vs ATACS debates have lead to fistfights with your friends.
                              --AR Vs AK did the same thing... with the same people.
                              --You have at least one commo nerd friend who can rig a radio out of a diet coke can, packing tape, a chore boy, a pencil, a razor blade, and an earbud.
                              --You think of hurricanes as "Practice"
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                              HV FN ES 73!
                              http://skattagun.blogspot.com
                              "3. you cannot count on your adversary sucking. to do so invites disaster."
                              --Spock
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                              • #45
                                You tried to convince someone that ding dongs are survival food because they are tactical black and can be eaten quietly

                                You park near a clean car so you use their windows to check yourself to make sure you arent printing your CCW

                                You have an extra shirt in case you are

                                Your rifle has more accesories than you new vehicle

                                have hidden your chickens from your neighbors

                                you have ever "lost" a knife or gun to a spouse because they liked it

                                have asked for numerous broken tv's for fresnal lens and magnifiers

                                ever trapped your neighbors cat just to see if it worked

                                wondered if a pistol bayonet was a truely viable option
                                Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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