You might be a survivalist if . . .

[Spero]

Bert from

[Pearl]

Laughed myself sick when so many of the descriptions got nailed me: the EMP shielded shelter, the chickens, the carry to church survival gear, the UPS guy, even the Range card and firing lines on my property.......

Mercy, I love a good laugh.

[Maid Marion]

This is one of the first threads I read when I found this site. OMG my better half and I laughed so hard it was difficult to breath. Jeff Foxworthy needs to incorporate this into his comedy show.....way to funny. Thanks.

[JUSTIFIED]

Oughta make a book out of these. Too funny!

If your best Christmas gift was a $200 gift card for Amazon and you thought of how many O2 absorbers and dessicant bags you can buy with it.

[Grand58742]

...if your night light is the gentle glow of night sights.

Funny thing, this happened not long ago. I was asleep and woke up to a soft green glow of something on the nightstand. Being half asleep I started to thinking "how did a lightening bug get inside the house...and this is the wrong part of the year for lightening bugs anyway." After turning on the light I figured out it was the night sights on pistol I had left out.

Felt kinda foolish later lol

[EX121]

...if you & your wife can't go on an overnight trip with out a 30lbs backpack each.
...your idea of a date night is grabbing a pizza on the way home form the shooting range.
...if while watching the grandkids soccer game and it starts to rain everyone looks to you to have a shelter in your car.

but the best still .. you don't see what's funny, very good ALL Talk.

[MustangGal]

...if your night light is the gentle glow of night sights.

...if you never stand or sit directly in front of your mailbox to open it.

[JUSTIFIED]

You don't see how any of these submissions are funny.

Now I don't care who ya are...that's funny! Seriously! LOL

[All Talk]

You don't see how any of these submissions are funny.

[Urban Survivalist]

This is awesome. You never realize how deep you are into something until you turn into comedy.

[cpwhip]

IF: you have a chest freezer burried in you yard full of vegi's

[tech]

You have to look to your neighbors' houses to see if the power is off.

your neighbors refer to you as the "resident security expert" ....and the police do too.

you put the washer and drier in an out-building so there is room for more preps in the house.

you know that colored lamp oil clogs the wicks over time.

[WiseOwl]

If everytime the power goes out you start fillin bath tubs..... :)

[scoob]

lol, indeed!! hahaha