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  • #46
    Originally posted by Matt In Oklahoma View Post
    You tried to convince someone that ding dongs are survival food because they are tactical black and can be eaten quietly



    wondered if a pistol bayonet was a truely viable option

    LOL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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    • #47
      you see the pallets and 55 gal drums by the dumpster and think compost bin and rain catchment/water storage .,- if you have more than 5 coleman products in your vehicle
      The gun cant pull the trigger.

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      • #48
        Originally posted by scoob View Post
        you see the pallets and 55 gal drums by the dumpster and think compost bin and rain catchment/water storage .,- if you have more than 5 coleman products in your vehicle
        Don't forget burn barrels scoob! LOL
        Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

        Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911-2004)

        JOSEPH WAS A PREPPER!
        NOAH WAS A PREPPER!
        I'M A PREPPER TOO!

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        • #49
          lol, indeed!! hahaha
          The gun cant pull the trigger.

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          • #50
            If everytime the power goes out you start fillin bath tubs..... :)
            You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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            • #51
              You have to look to your neighbors' houses to see if the power is off.

              your neighbors refer to you as the "resident security expert" ....and the police do too.

              you put the washer and drier in an out-building so there is room for more preps in the house.

              you know that colored lamp oil clogs the wicks over time.
              This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. ~Elmer Davis

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              • #52
                IF: you have a chest freezer burried in you yard full of vegi's

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                • #53
                  This is awesome. You never realize how deep you are into something until you turn into comedy.
                  When an emergency is upon you the time for preparation has past.

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                  • #54
                    You don't see how any of these submissions are funny.

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                    • #55
                      Originally posted by All Talk View Post
                      You don't see how any of these submissions are funny.
                      Now I don't care who ya are...that's funny! Seriously! LOL
                      Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

                      Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911-2004)

                      JOSEPH WAS A PREPPER!
                      NOAH WAS A PREPPER!
                      I'M A PREPPER TOO!

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                      • #56
                        ...if your night light is the gentle glow of night sights.

                        ...if you never stand or sit directly in front of your mailbox to open it.

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                        • #57
                          ...if you & your wife can't go on an overnight trip with out a 30lbs backpack each.
                          ...your idea of a date night is grabbing a pizza on the way home form the shooting range.
                          ...if while watching the grandkids soccer game and it starts to rain everyone looks to you to have a shelter in your car.

                          but the best still .. you don't see what's funny, very good ALL Talk.
                          Survival question. What do I need most, right now?

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                          • #58
                            Originally posted by MustangGal View Post
                            ...if your night light is the gentle glow of night sights.
                            Funny thing, this happened not long ago. I was asleep and woke up to a soft green glow of something on the nightstand. Being half asleep I started to thinking "how did a lightening bug get inside the house...and this is the wrong part of the year for lightening bugs anyway." After turning on the light I figured out it was the night sights on pistol I had left out.

                            Felt kinda foolish later lol
                            Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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                            • #59
                              If your best Christmas gift was a $200 gift card for Amazon and you thought of how many O2 absorbers and dessicant bags you can buy with it.

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                              • #60
                                Oughta make a book out of these. Too funny!
                                Freedom is never more than one generation away from extinction. We didn't pass it to our children in the bloodstream. It must be fought for, protected, and handed on for them to do the same, or one day we will spend our sunset years telling our children and our children's children what it was once like in the United States where men were free.

                                Ronald Wilson Reagan (1911-2004)

                                JOSEPH WAS A PREPPER!
                                NOAH WAS A PREPPER!
                                I'M A PREPPER TOO!

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