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  • Originally posted by Grand58742 View Post
    Yeah, and needing nine hands, a squirrel and a country mule to swap a magazine.
    I hear literacy is a problem in certain central states of the nation.

    We'll get "Ming" the 9 year old out of his hootch in Cambodia to come over and teach you Okies to "tie your shoes" AND work an AK ;)
    Boris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"

    Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"

    Boris- "Is it my fault you're poor?"

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    • Originally posted by Grand58742 View Post
      Yeah, and needing nine hands, a squirrel and a country mule to swap a magazine.
      Watch the demo with Sonny Puzikas on the AK. Must be him being russian that makes it look so easy ;)

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      • Originally posted by 1Admin View Post
        I hear literacy is a problem in certain central states of the nation.

        We'll get "Ming" the 9 year old out of his hootch in Cambodia to come over and teach you Okies to "tie your shoes" AND work an AK ;)
        Working an AK? I've already got the 12 step process down.

        Step 1 - beat rust off with a shovel
        Step 2 - kick charging handle to rear to break loose rust
        Step 3 - insert only military surplus magazines since mag well tolerances have created a monster when it comes to aftermarket magazines. You cannot use anything but metal surplus magazines
        Step 4 - shoot
        Step 5 - shoot again
        Step 6 - curse and engage once again
        Step 7 - continue shooting through magazine until target is hit
        Step 8 - change magazines and repeat Step 6 as necessary until target stops doing whatever lead you to shoot in the first place
        Step 9 - Brag to friends about how inexpensive your rifle is to own and operate, drink a PBR in congratulations to all the money you saved over those finicky AR15s.
        Step 10 - Drool over pictures in gun rags of AR15s with tacticool bling
        Step 11 - Buy an AR15 in secret and don't tell friends
        Step 12 - Finally come out of the closet as an AR lover and relegate AK to back of safe

        Be willing to bet someone on here is at step #10...
        Last edited by Grand58742; 10-21-2013, 03:53 PM.
        Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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        • Originally posted by 1Admin View Post
          I hear literacy is a problem in certain central states of the nation. yeah thats hard to take from southern idahoes

          We'll get "Ming" the 9 year old out of his hootch in Cambodia to come over and teach you Okies to "tie your shoes" AND work an AK ;)
          "... I said I never had much use for one. Never said I didn't know how to use it..."
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          remember how that ended for the one who fancied himself an expert:)
          Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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          • damn okies like a fire ant hill..kick it and 10k of them swarm to your flip flop wearing feet lol
            Hey Petunia...you dropped your man pad!

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            • Originally posted by Grand58742 View Post
              Try it with a Tapco that just...doesn't...quite...fit...right...

              New words have been created over that problem I'd bet :D
              when does tapco do anything right..oh wait.. lol.

              (off to buy some tapco junk for my mosin..) lol
              Hey Petunia...you dropped your man pad!

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              • Originally posted by Grand58742 View Post
                Working an AK? I've already got the 12 step process down.

                Step 1 - beat rust off with a shovel
                Step 2 - kick charging handle to rear to break loose rust
                Step 3 - insert only military surplus magazines since mag well tolerances have created a monster when it comes to aftermarket magazines. You cannot use anything but metal surplus magazines DON'T BUY A WASR AND THIS WON'T BE AN ISSUE or TAPCO crap magazines
                Step 4 - shoot
                Step 5 - shoot again
                Step 6 - curse and engage once again
                Step 7 - continue shooting through magazine until target is hit
                Step 8 - change magazines and repeat Step 6 as necessary until target stops doing whatever lead you to shoot in the first place
                Step 9 - Brag to friends about how inexpensive your rifle is to own and operate, drink a PBR in congratulations to all the money you saved over those finicky AR15s.
                Step 10 - Drool over pictures in gun rags of AR15s with tacticool bling
                Step 11 - Buy an AR15 in secret and don't tell friends
                Step 12 - Finally come out of the closet as an AR lover and relegate AK to back of safe

                Be willing to bet someone on here is at step #10...
                Admitting to the ones in bold.

                At least when you kick the bolt on the AK it will do something.

                "No Okie left behind"
                Boris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"

                Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"

                Boris- "Is it my fault you're poor?"

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                • :D WOW this is gettin ugly..

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                  • Originally posted by 1Admin View Post
                    Admitting to the ones in bold.

                    At least when you kick the bolt on the AK it will do something.

                    "No Okie left behind"
                    Gee, I thought all AKs were the same. :p
                    Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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                    • Sometime between 25-35 AD, Jesus looked forward in time and saw this thread. Immediately after reading it, John 11:35 was written.

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                      • Originally posted by Hawkeye View Post
                        Sometime between 25-35 AD, Jesus looked forward in time and saw this thread. Immediately after reading it, John 11:35 was written.
                        We all know Moses carried an AK....
                        Hey Petunia...you dropped your man pad!

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                        • I like both. Is that allowed? ::Glances around and runs away::

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                          • Originally posted by protus View Post
                            We all know Moses carried an AK....
                            Not so sure about that...

                            Have to ask Matt, I think he was a Corporal around that time.
                            Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson.

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                            • Didn't Noah have an AK on the ark to fight off the Somali pirates?


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                              • Originally posted by Patriotic Sheepdog View Post
                                Didn't Noah have an AK on the ark to fight off the Somali pirates?


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                                Nope...something with a little more punch

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