Only four more days till TSHTF!

[tech]

Only 2 more days of eating mayonnaise, nomnomnomnomom....

uh, ok...I'll stick with Nutella, thank you very much LOL

[rockriver]

we've got one little hill with a tree on it.. there's a small water hole (muddy but long term source of water!!)

getting the chinese 1 pump, 1 shot pellet gun AND my daisy red ryder with a full tube of ammo.
some snickers, my guard duck, my boonie, tasco from walmart binoculars, uncle bens bag of rice,
small tin can, matches, 2 pieces of strong plywood, cooler full of cokes, 2 candles and looking for my wrist rocket.

getting ready. y'all getting ready?

[1Admin]

I don't think a man could be much more ready than that RR! ;)

[tarheelsman71]

Preps...

we've got one little hill with a tree on it.. there's a small water hole (muddy but long term source of water!!)

getting the chinese 1 pump, 1 shot pellet gun AND my daisy red ryder with a full tube of ammo.
some snickers, my guard duck, my boonie, tasco from walmart binoculars, uncle bens bag of rice,
small tin can, matches, 2 pieces of strong plywood, cooler full of cokes, 2 candles and looking for my wrist rocket.

getting ready. y'all getting ready?

Wish I had my stuff together like that RR!! Zombie's dont stand a chance where you're at!!! I am out....gotta get to walmart before they are sold out of everything.

[protus]

I got some multicam ....ya know the end is near now LOL

[ssonb]

Hey RR dont ferget your yer china made NVG that clearly shows you that there is sumthin out there at 50 yrds,you dont know what? but there is somethin out there!! and its GREEN!!!

[556x45]

Yom Kippur starts Tuesday night and goes all the way though Wednesday. don't think they will do anything until the holiday is over.

[WiseOwl]

Ok I just filled up the tanks, bought a crapload of cereal and ate at Bennigans.
I am very ready!!!!

[miked2345]

we've got one little hill with a tree on it.. there's a small water hole (muddy but long term source of water!!)

getting the chinese 1 pump, 1 shot pellet gun AND my daisy red ryder with a full tube of ammo.
some snickers, my guard duck,.....

ARRGGHH!!! Guard Duck!! THAT'S what I'm MISSING!!! (You quack me up...)

[qrprat77]

Me and the WASUM-10 will PROTECT THIS MAYONNAISE JAR at ALL COST!Duke's over Blue Plate, suckers!W00t!Lard 'n Load, errrr or summin!nomnomnomnomnomnom

[protus]

did the party start........yet

[rockriver]

us georgia boys had us a test run not long ago.

i'm sure yall herd abalt it..
them d___ rushin commies was threatnin ga.
we all had to check our stuff, get an extra tube of crossmans.

what i lerned out of that is who your friends are.. and that's important.
one group made ready to stand with us...
gess who... i wont laugh if you get it wrong.. gess agin.

them boys from bama. that's who it was...
they herd that the d____ rushins was gonna tack georgia, and they sent word
they was on the way. y, they was clearing out the 00 and the 30-30 at every wallie world.
the plan was they'd meet as at the hooch...
you know what that is don't ya. bet ya don't. well i'll tell ya.. but keep it right tween us.
the "hooch" is ga and bama code for the c h a d a h u u c h e y. tht is the big crik that runs tween ga and bama.

now we coulda handled em on our own.. u know that..
but when them d___ commies heard we had bama boys backin us... they turned tail...
it wouldn't have been perty... we ga boys aint clined to take prisoners, if u get my meening.

it's clear ther is things some of yall just don't know.
i'll splain it.. we all got to help each other in these times of peril..
you've heard the werds. "shake a tail feather"
well this here is wher it come frum.
penquin, that's my duck... well, he's all friendly, he likes me to bring him
chick starter, but even better, he wants fish food. sorry, got off track.
when me and penquin, we call him penquin cause he stands real tall looking around all the time.
and he's black and white, splotched up just like one of those penguins where it's all icy.
i seed em on the nat'l geografic shows.
oops, got off track again.
well, when penquin is lookin all around, and he suddenly squats a little and fans out his tail feathers.
and them tail feathers go to shakin' u best believe somethin is goin on he don't like...
some person bein all actin friendly was sneekin up on him. he don't like that..
or some critter in the woods be sneekin up on him..
so when penguins' got guard, watch them tail feathers...

nuf for now. got to check the fences. that there is code for
keepin an eye on the outer perimiter.. we use code a lot.

[1Admin]

That was why people in Alabama were buying up all the ammo- they heard the Russians had invaded Georgia.

Did I oversleep this morning and miss TSHTF again? DAMN!!!

But they all seemed so sure this time...... LMAO

[qrprat77]

OOOOOOWWWWWWWWWWWWWW my head, why is it so bright out. UUUMMMMNNNNNNN my achy belly. Why am I so fat?
What's this empty jar o Duke's doing down by me.
Why do I smell strangely ammonia-ish?
Hmmmmm,
it's coming back to me. Is this the PAW guys, I think I'm coming off a mayonnaise bender!

[WiseOwl]

Direct hit south of Atlanta. My teeth have never been whiter!!