since i live in a high rise condo... this is just a What IF!
what if ole keyboard kommando bought a tractor..
then he got a front end loader and was chest poking out proud at what a FEL could do...
then a storm came through and lots of trees were on the ground and nearly on the ground... and KK had to use a chain to drag off the trees..
then KK learned about a grapple and third funtion, so he got one! wow and yeee haahhh.. head and chest swole out with all KK could do with a grapple on his tractor.
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then Kk needed to order hisself some stuff and the vendor said, "we drop things off at the road. buyer is responsible for getting the things to his barn, house, worksho or other.
so KK went to delaer and paid too much for a frame and pallet forks.!! he drove right up to the road and stuck those pallet forks into the pallets and drove to his shop with the new delivery!
loader. grapple. forks, and other implements... Kk was just ready for anything with his tractor and capabilities !! ole kk thinking about getting some spray cans and making it cammo colored (not really)
anyhow time for the bottom line of this tale...
ole KK in the woods with his tractor and grapple.. on a slight grade. rear wheels spinning kk can't back up!!... ain't no problem to kk he's got loaded rear tires and fo wheel drive! kk
is looking around and can't find the problem. hill is not steep. oh sheet... front tire isn't spinning but the rim is.. tire is off the rim. tire is kind of wide. one of those r4 tires.
the thought runs through kk's thick head... that grapple/loader/pallet fork and other stuff ain't worth poop if the tractor won't run....
ole KK wasn't as prepped as he thought he was. period. just a pile of metal...
what if ole keyboard kommando bought a tractor..
then he got a front end loader and was chest poking out proud at what a FEL could do...
then a storm came through and lots of trees were on the ground and nearly on the ground... and KK had to use a chain to drag off the trees..
then KK learned about a grapple and third funtion, so he got one! wow and yeee haahhh.. head and chest swole out with all KK could do with a grapple on his tractor.
--
then Kk needed to order hisself some stuff and the vendor said, "we drop things off at the road. buyer is responsible for getting the things to his barn, house, worksho or other.
so KK went to delaer and paid too much for a frame and pallet forks.!! he drove right up to the road and stuck those pallet forks into the pallets and drove to his shop with the new delivery!
loader. grapple. forks, and other implements... Kk was just ready for anything with his tractor and capabilities !! ole kk thinking about getting some spray cans and making it cammo colored (not really)
anyhow time for the bottom line of this tale...
ole KK in the woods with his tractor and grapple.. on a slight grade. rear wheels spinning kk can't back up!!... ain't no problem to kk he's got loaded rear tires and fo wheel drive! kk
is looking around and can't find the problem. hill is not steep. oh sheet... front tire isn't spinning but the rim is.. tire is off the rim. tire is kind of wide. one of those r4 tires.
the thought runs through kk's thick head... that grapple/loader/pallet fork and other stuff ain't worth poop if the tractor won't run....
ole KK wasn't as prepped as he thought he was. period. just a pile of metal...
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