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  • So you do Jiu Jitsu- cartoon

    No I didn't make this...

    WARNING- their is a little bit of adult language in it-



    Anyone who trains combatives should be able to appreciate the irony.
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  • #2
    hilarious....too bad that jiu jitsu guy just didn't put the other one in a kimora....lol
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    • #3
      but but foot ball is so tough!
      ps,
      I kinda can't stand those stupid cartoons, but I can appreciate the irony, as you say.
      When I was a kid, I was a green belt in Combat Jiu-jitsu, they didn't have a school in Jax when we moved there, and I was considering taking TKD with a buddy who was a black belt. We were sparring, supposed to be boxing, when he broke out some fancy kick. I'm thinking, 'ok, fool, we were boxing, but now I guess anything goes!', I took the kick as a glancing bow, got inside his step, and gave him a backhand to the jaw as he was bringing his foot back. It staggered him and busted his lip. I got kind of disgusted at TWD at that point.
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      • #4
        A guy that used to train at our gym stopped coming and I saw him in StuffMart one day. He now drives over to the next town to a McDojo because "They told me I could have my black belt in two years." I just smiled. And it will be worth every bit of those two years...
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        • #5
          LMAO oh man that was funny right there, got the same stuff when I was in Goju-Ryu from TQD fighters and I was a 3rd degree white belt and they had their "colors".
          Belts they don't mean nothing in that mad minute when your trying to stay alive. Training, conditioning and being comfortable putting hands on someone and feeling good about it. These factors are IMO the downfall of many "preppers", you can't buy a stockpile of that.
          Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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          • #6
            My mother, who taught many martial arts, used to tell my buddy when we were young that she was proud he became a black belt in Kieth Vitali American Karate in 3 years, but her son could take that belt and whip him with it....and I did...which was funny. He learned his lesson.....but mom always taught us that "karate" and "Jump Kick University" would get us killed in the streets....I once kicked over my head, and now I have been limited to having only 2 children from it.
            You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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            • #7
              Belts should be used for holding up pants. Nowadays, everyone is getting a trophy just for breathing. Let me see your status after a run-in with someone schooled in "Mi-skwashi-yu-fasi".

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              • #8
                Brazilian Jiu jitsu has just 5 belts, very few compared to other arts.

                Normally it's about 2 years to get a (real) blue belt, couple more for purple, couple more for brown, significantly more for black.

                Ed O'Neil (Al Bundy) is a BJJ black belt, a real one, and it took him 17 years.

                You tend to spare more often than other martial arts. And while this is possible because your not getting smacked in the jaw every sparring match, injuries do happen as you are choking people and like the video said "we choke people to death and tear crucial ligaments..." LMAO

                It has it's limitations as does any style.
                Boris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"

                Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"

                Boris- "Is it my fault you're poor?"

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