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Have had this tower of DVDs next to the desk for a while now. All of these came from Walmart, most are in the $5. to 9. bin.
Most are better avoided unless you are like me, don't have regular TV service and truly like crappy post apoc movies.
Toxin- Fear is their greatest enemy
This crappy DVD was their greatest enemy, they shouldn't have made it...
College kids go see Grandma who's living in a dump and keeping everything hoarder style. Lo and behold some evil big pharma company is testing some new evil aerosol on poor ole granny. And the Scooby Do crew of college kids bust the plot, save granny and expose big pharma.
"I would have gotten any with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!"
F minus, minus...
Alien Outpost
What's the best way to make a low budget film about aliens? Not really show the aliens or show them from odd angles or distance so you don't have to put a lot into cgi or whatever.
Earth is invaded, we are so bad A that we beat them back, they haul butt leaving some "heavies" behind. Not fatties, "heavies."
In stupid aside commentary/interview style, they talk with an outpost in Kerplakistan that is guarding against the heavies.
I couldn't finish it......
Earthfall
"The world will never be the same"- Yes, cause you will want to slit your own throat after watching this.....
Asteriods, stupid kids going to some outdoor concert, disconnected parents trying to rescue them. Idiot girls get hooked up with media stereotypical "survivalist" types- not good.
Wyrmwood: Road of the dead
Five Australian or New Zealand guys made this zombie movie in the outback. Complete with fat Aborigine guy, plenty of stupid drinking while zombies roam around.
Some funny lines, goofy cars.
D+'ish
Most are better avoided unless you are like me, don't have regular TV service and truly like crappy post apoc movies.
Toxin- Fear is their greatest enemy
This crappy DVD was their greatest enemy, they shouldn't have made it...
College kids go see Grandma who's living in a dump and keeping everything hoarder style. Lo and behold some evil big pharma company is testing some new evil aerosol on poor ole granny. And the Scooby Do crew of college kids bust the plot, save granny and expose big pharma.
"I would have gotten any with it if it wasn't for those meddling kids!"
F minus, minus...
Alien Outpost
What's the best way to make a low budget film about aliens? Not really show the aliens or show them from odd angles or distance so you don't have to put a lot into cgi or whatever.
Earth is invaded, we are so bad A that we beat them back, they haul butt leaving some "heavies" behind. Not fatties, "heavies."
In stupid aside commentary/interview style, they talk with an outpost in Kerplakistan that is guarding against the heavies.
I couldn't finish it......
Earthfall
"The world will never be the same"- Yes, cause you will want to slit your own throat after watching this.....
Asteriods, stupid kids going to some outdoor concert, disconnected parents trying to rescue them. Idiot girls get hooked up with media stereotypical "survivalist" types- not good.
Wyrmwood: Road of the dead
Five Australian or New Zealand guys made this zombie movie in the outback. Complete with fat Aborigine guy, plenty of stupid drinking while zombies roam around.
Some funny lines, goofy cars.
D+'ish
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