Tired of being unfairly blamed for things by the liberals? Tired of having to be told you have to be "tolerant" of others while no one is "tolerant" of your beliefs?
I just figured out the perfect plan to combat all these things and have great OPSEC- become a muslim refugee!
No one in this gubmint will blame you for anything, so your free to do whatever the hell you want! No one will tell you that you have to be "tolerant" of others beliefs, so go right ahead and chop off heads of infidels, beat your broads and make them wear burqas, etc.
BEST OF ALL- the gubmint will probably never watch you or care about what you do again! Go on as many terro- ist websites you want, click "Like" and "friend" Isis on facelessbook, send Instaterragrams, send out terrorTweets, whatever, THE GUBMINT WON'T CARE!!! And if some good for nothing noisy gubmint agent does look at you for these things, TRUST that he will be rightfully removed from his job and made to spend hours in the death camp of Tolerance and Diversity training!
So start working on your beard, get the little beanie hat deal, set your GPS towards Mecca and to hell with gubmint intrusion in your life!!!
I just figured out the perfect plan to combat all these things and have great OPSEC- become a muslim refugee!
No one in this gubmint will blame you for anything, so your free to do whatever the hell you want! No one will tell you that you have to be "tolerant" of others beliefs, so go right ahead and chop off heads of infidels, beat your broads and make them wear burqas, etc.
BEST OF ALL- the gubmint will probably never watch you or care about what you do again! Go on as many terro- ist websites you want, click "Like" and "friend" Isis on facelessbook, send Instaterragrams, send out terrorTweets, whatever, THE GUBMINT WON'T CARE!!! And if some good for nothing noisy gubmint agent does look at you for these things, TRUST that he will be rightfully removed from his job and made to spend hours in the death camp of Tolerance and Diversity training!
So start working on your beard, get the little beanie hat deal, set your GPS towards Mecca and to hell with gubmint intrusion in your life!!!
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