The walking dead

[Lowdown3]

So new season starts with a St. Patrick's Day Zombie parade through the heart of "Virginia."

What else could they have done?

I do like how what began as a rehearsal was quickly put into action-- "screw it, we'll do it live!" type of thing. That shows initiative, whether that will play out for them or against them, I don't know.

Meshing of two "groups" one soft, one not so soft. One warrior like, another baby sheep still with umbilical cord attached like. Going to be problems.

Rusty Griswold from Vegas Vacation is the guy that gives Rick flak and then gets his face chewed off by the way. Same guy. I was watching it waiting for him to head off with "Chilly from Philly" LOL.

Glenn's nemesis, crazy eyed horseface coward guy, is playing the nut roll like he's trying to redeem himself. Could you trust him again? I mean, he shot Glenn, duh...

Here's a twist for you- it's probably the "wolves" that are blowing the horn screwing up the "parade" but what if it was Deanna? Or the stupid kid with the dumb hat of the wife beater guy Rick killed?

[Mannlicher]

I thought the first two episodes were pretty lame. The metrosexual nancy boys, the vacuous women in the 'safe' community are so disconnected from reality, that the real question is how, two+ years into all this, have they managed to live this long. Father Gabriel, the little girl Enid, and all the rest, are just plain toxic. I was cheering when the residents were being slaughtered by the Wolves. I skipped season 4 and 5, and now I remember why.

The plot is terrible, the script is terrible, the acting is mediocre. Just plain lame.

[Rmplstlskn]

First episode of latest season blew chunks out both ends... Surely, the Directors and writers can't be this clueless and stupid... They are!

Loved the 100% horsesh1te scenario of when rebel without a clue wanted to kill Rick... Guy has Glock in hand, adrenaline pumping, and guess who walks in the door, standing like some kind of John Wayne? Rick. Dude had years to turn the Glock and shoot Rick, but just stood there. So Rick walks up and does some kind on ninjitsu disarming technique with the fake southern accent only a UK Brit could screw up...

I almost vomited there and erased my scheduled recordings... But everything else blows chunks too, so suck it up buttercup, they still have zombies...

Episode two started out stupid and got stupid-er, as the slaughter of the lambs by the wolves was about time, as the gene pool was overflowing with stupidity and fantasyland. But it got somewhat better..... barely.

Still scheduled to record, but unsure how even zombies can keep my food down and my interest intact...

Hippy-wanna-be Director must be a loon and clueless at that. They need to make me a consultant. LOL!

Rmpl

[Lowdown3]

LMAO!!

Heck I thought compared to the last couple seasons this was better.

The plan to deal with ZombiePalooza was kinda dumb but action always beats hoping for the best any day of the week.

Fairylandria characters are awful with a capital off.... No doubt there.

Misses Neadermeyer got her pasta maker... LOL

Sometimes even more idjits make the comic book characters like J Lo and Ultra Mega Ginger Power Man red head Sgt. Rock guy seem more realistic, sad but true.

[Rmplstlskn]

Well, at least last night's episode had more stupid people turned into zombie food... We are now seeing the zombie finale, it seems.... Hoards of zombies....

Whoops, I didn't hear that zombie sneak up on me in the woods... Thought it was a big squirrel.

Hey, let's hide in a building with only one exit...

Then, let's run down an alleyway like a funnel to a dead end... Literally...

Let's watch our friends get eaten and not put a blade or bullet into their head to be merciful... Naaa, let them die slowly, bite by bite, with lots of screams.

But Rick's AK full-auto barrage through the RV side wall into more stupid people was the best scene, no doubt!

Hey Rick, get a better knife. Never seen one ever break in half like that. Now you have zombie blood in your wound. Suks to be you...

It was bearable last night....

Rmpl

[Lowdown3]

Scuttlebutt I hear is that Glen didn't actually die.....

Dude that off'ed himself is on top of him and that's who zombies are eating. I think he eat'ed'ed'ed ;)

I was looking at that chainlink behind the dumpster thinking climb up that, get on the building or over the chainlink at the T intersection.

Glen's buddy that tried to kill him previously had given up- mentally was out of it, that showed the whole episode. You have to avoid people like that. He tried to snap him out of it cause he's a dreamer. Some people snap and they don't come back, no amount of cheerleading attempts bring them back.

[Mannlicher]

Glenn is toast. Rick and the pitiful rest of his group would be better off just going full ninja on the residents of Arlington, and take over.

[Lowdown3]

Their is clearly two fronts they need to work on immediately.

One is the "Wolves"- that is the real fight and must be handled post haste. Stupid passafist LOL character (Hawkins from Jericho) could help with intel on these clowns as well as Darryl and the Rainbow Recon crew.

Several baits could be put out for them, including some of the Alexandrites. This could draw out more of the "Wolves" into ambushes. The little Ace Tomato factory warehouse place with the semis full of zombies has to be raided also.

On the homefront- I've said all along that everyone needs to be slowly brought up to speed. Slowly is the key word cause these people are retards and babies. A very small number of them need to ALWAYS go on "runs" with the experienced people. Like a max of 2 newbies to at least 4 experienced people. Let them or help them get their cherries popped EASILY and safely. This just has to happen. Also by rotating through the whole lot of them this way it gives them all a little bit of experience in addition to the "training."

You could see this being a way to help squash a lot of retarded crap on the group dynamics front aka social issues. If a retard keeps asking for someone to search the world for a pack of Slim Jims or a pasta maker LOL after doing a few runs they will
1. Understand the risk involved- going back for "Subway Sam" the stuffed animal while zombies are flooding towards us isn't really worth it.
2. Having dealt with the risk/blood involved etc. the "little things" that always come up in "communities" will seem trivial. The old gal stressing about someone not putting the dish towel in the right place at the kitchen will seem trivial after she's been out risking her life, feeling the adrenaline from a fight, etc.

I've often thought that a little dose of reality of the situation mixed in with a healthy dose of RISK would solve a lot of interpersonal crap like that. At least it should bring things into perspective.