Now you know the end is near...

[1Admin]

Guess I should expect a big order for cold weather parkas shipping to Hell soon also...

Good heavens! Bible cl*** officially OK for school

District gives students option to learn from divinely inspired text

Posted: July 06, 2010
8:20 pm Eastern

By Chelsea Schilling
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[Spock]

WAIT...WHAT???? oh it figures california......WAIT? THEY APPROVED THE BIBLE FOR USE IN A CL***?????

[1Admin]

I couldn't believe it when I read it...

Maybe a hoax? A "strong delusion" LOL

The bottom line is that they will "study" it in a way that it's "studied" in Humanities cl***es in college. Creation will be taught as "millions of years", the miracles will be downplayed - i.e, the Red Sea was just more shallow when Moses lead the children of Israel through it, that sort of thing.