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Boris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"
Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"
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Seems legit.
Ummm, wait...Experience is a cruel teacher, gives the exam first and then the lesson. -
:cool: what???? they ARE rare 5 packs.. I ordered a few. Just in case, you never knowOriginally posted by Grand58742 View PostComment
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Just what my preps have been missing. Crazy.Survival question. What do I need most, right now?Comment
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Just add water and brains and whollaOriginally posted by 1Admin View Post
Wiseowl already ate his LOLKnowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is ConfidenceComment
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Originally posted by Matt In Oklahoma View Post
I actually eat these raw like potato chips.
Chicken flavor is the ishYou know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?Comment
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All for the low price of $9.99...I got some swamp land just what every prepper needs."It's a trap!!!!" -- Admiral AckbarComment
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A long time ago in a galaxy far far away- we went out ill prepared for a weekend campout in February. It was lightly raining when we headed out and had been for a couple days. But hey, I was all of maybe 14-15 and thought I was tough.... Anywhoo, we get dropped off, we hike in to an area a few miles in where we are going to camp for the weekend and everything is under water. Hell I'm 14 and tough, let's train! So we train for a while. One older guy with us, me, two skinny kids a few years older than me. Best equipment any of us had was a GI poncho.Originally posted by WiseOwl View Post
After a while it's getting late in the afternoon, everyone is soaked to the bone, getting colder and we have slowed down so it's becoming evident. Let's get a fire going. Ahhhh everything is wet! Get creative, find some punk, pull stuff out of pack and set on fire, oops pack is soaked too. So we spend about an hour messing around in the pouring rain trying to get a fire going under this poncho. Me and Skinny kid #1 are running around trying to find anything we can burn. We haven't noticed yet but Skinny kid #2 is out of it. Sitting there with the thousand yard stare, rocking back and forth. Older dude is feverishly trying to start the fire with nothing dry. God bless him he wasn't giving up. On a trip further out of camp into the swamp breaking open rotting trees to try to get dry tinder and somehow get it back to camp dry, I tell Skinny kid #1 that we need to throw in the towel. He looks betrayed, "Older guy will get the fire going!" OK says I, but if he doesn't Skinny kid #2 is gonna DIE.
We get back in camp, Older dude is starting to realize the futility of this and has noticed Skinny 2 fading. Tells him to eat something. Skinny 2 is there with hands shaking eating dry ramen, looking absolutely oblivious to the fact that it's dry and hard as a rock... I look at him doing this and say "alright guys we gotta get the fudge out of here!" Anyone insane enough to eat dry ramen needs to be evacuated, LOL.
Ended up that Skinny 1 (my BFF) and I walked the couple miles down the road to where we were dropped off at, then another 10 miles (so it seemed) down to the Interstate to use a pay phone to call for a pickup, all in the driving rain. Skinny 1 and I talked about that a few years ago, he says "you know I drove that area not too long ago, it's only like 3 miles from there to the Interstate!" I told to shut up, that I wanted to believe it was the damn Bataan death march LOL.
I always wondered why Skinny 2 never wanted to go to the field with us again after that, LOL. Even older dude would start off the discussion of camping with "what's the weather going to be like then dude?"Boris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"
Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"
Boris- "Is it my fault you're poor?"Comment
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I would like to think that no one fell for this but I wouldn't bet on it either.A desire changes nothing, a decision changes some thing's, but determination changes everything.Comment
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I am bringing Ramens to the campout for snack time!!!You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?Comment
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5 packs are banned here....only ones ive seen are the post ban combo packs where you get two chicken and two shrimp....the preban packs are way to pricey for me ...
i remember being able to buy complete flats of 5 packs for that price years ago.....not any more....sad times.Hey Petunia...you dropped your man pad!Comment
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Oh yeah! High capacity noodlesBoris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"
Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"
Boris- "Is it my fault you're poor?"Comment
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remeber when you could by 10 packs of "cup of noodles"....with out having to wait on back orders....Originally posted by 1Admin View PostHey Petunia...you dropped your man pad!Comment
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Don't forget the proposed background check for all noodles.Survival question. What do I need most, right now?Comment
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