Have the Zombie's started?

[Patriotic Sheepdog]

Okay, we know that Zombie's are in the movies, but have they come to real life? What has the world come to!
[QUOTE]
According to police sources, a road ranger saw a naked man chewing on another man

[WiseOwl]

WOW!

They said it was a "Cocaine Psychosis".......nope, it was bad crack rock and he thought that guys face was a cheeseburger!

[qrprat77]

This is too horrible to take lightly, and yet, if I don't laugh, it will be even more horrible.

[Patriotic Sheepdog]

This is too horrible to take lightly, and yet, if I don't laugh, it will be even more horrible.

Agree, I don't mean to take it lightly. I think it was a horrible tragedy. I feel the same way though, if I don't laugh I will cry.

[Matt In Oklahoma]

and everyone laughed when they came out with Z max
aint laughing now all you that wanna keep your faces intact

This is some crazy stuff

[Benn Gleck]

The cop should know by now you gotta shoot zombies in the HEAD!;)

[qrprat77]

No lie, Habibi,
To quote a certain (fictional) law enforcement officer in Miami:
"Schumer just got real"

[1Admin]

(Just for fun, not to be taken seriously, I don't think a zombie hoard is forthcoming)

So about what half the country is on some sort of meds IIR the statistics correctly. Probably a high percentage more on other types of drugs- i.e, not doc prescribed, prescribed by "Boo Boo da dope man."

So some weird chemical reaction happens between drugs of both types- legal and illegal- and the body. Thereby inducing zombie like states in the already zombie acting dope fiends.

The question is, how can someone doped up with prozak get the ambition up to bite, chew and gnaw on someone? Isn't that a lot of work? LOL

Now I must say, it has to be an absolute coincidence that this happened during "Urban week" festival down that way.

The only question now is: walkers or runners?

[qrprat77]

This article:

http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-fights-live-face-eaten-naked-attacker-miami-article-1.1085553

reports it may have been a new strain of LSD that caused the psychosis.
Stay on the alert for Zombie Hippies!

[BioG8r]

The Officer was a little overzealous with Zombieland rule #2 the Double Tap! Be sure, for sure!

There have been many "Can't knock 'em down" situations over the years. I remember two officers that shot a hatchet wielding man13 times in the early '80's, he was high on Angel Dust.

Here is another OMG this can't be real (but is) Zombie story http://www.theweeklyvice.com/2009/05...-eyeballs.html

[rockriver]

sodomite? is my first guess>

[WiseOwl]

Saw this today.

Made me chuckle

[Matt In Oklahoma]

Can't all just get along? :)

[Spock]

You guys are laughing....but if you click the link below I garrantee you won't be...its a picture of the victim.


WARNING. THIS IS AN EXTREMELY GRAPHIC PHOTO.

http://i.imgur.com/KKokC.jpg

[qrprat77]

Spock, can you confirm that?
How do you know?