Conspiracy

[Matt In Oklahoma]

Man you guys dunno nuthing bout no conspiracies. This here is a real by gosh bonefide conspiracy. Theys taking half my chocolate putting air in thar and trying to make me feel good bout it!

http://foodbeast.com/content/2011/06/06/hersheys-kisses-announces-new-product-air-delight/

Man i'm so mad i'm fixin to make me my own list of danger signs and turn it in

[WiseOwl]

Whats next?

[qrprat77]

Man, they been doin' this fer years, been callin' it a "Three Musketeers"
*snort*
I take my chocolate strong, 90% cocoa LIKE A REAL MAN!

[Grantmeliberty]

The release date on the description was June 2011 and they were to be hitting the shelves soon??? Don't think I have seen them, maybe they fell flat like a cake when someone slams the door!!
I am migrating towards pure cocoa powder and sweetening with stevia. I am trying to greatly reduce my sugar intake, not to lose weight but to improve health and energy ala the Paleo Diet. From what I can gather, the Paleo Diet with about 55-65 percent fat and 15 percent animal protein and 20 percent carbs from potatoes or rice is optimum.

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2011/09/05/why-diet-is-better-than-exercise-to-lower-body-fat.aspx

http://articles.mercola.com/sites/articles/archive/2012/01/07/dr-paul-jaminet-interview.aspx

[MustangGal]

The man cub wanted one of the aerated chocolate bars. I let him get one, but he would ate one bite. I didn't like it at all. I couldn't tell much difference.

[SCinPNW]

To feed into Matt's conspiracy theory they are most likely doing to this as a way to save money, but selling it as if they are doing the consumer a favor. Enjoy the "air weight" chocolate! ;-)

SC

[1Admin]

I think the TriLateral commission and the Bilderbergers are behind this one.

I have a friend of a friend's nephew's cousin's dog that told me they are actually setting up camps to detain people that keep the old chocolate bars. The new ones will have microchips in them and psycadelic (sp) drugs in there so we don't fight, "so we become pacifists and stuff."

[SCinPNW]

LOL 1Admin! You are too funny, and have a much better imagination that I do! Thanks for the good laugh before we head off to church.

SC

[Matt In Oklahoma]

I think the TriLateral commission and the Bilderbergers are behind this one.
I have a friend of a friend's nephew's cousin's dog that told me they are actually setting up camps to detain people that keep the old chocolate bars. The new ones will have microchips in them and psycadelic (sp) drugs in there so we don't fight, "so we become pacifists and stuff."

I heard, from the rumor mill that I just started on youcanpostanythingtube to cause panic buying, that FEMA was stocking up on silver wrappers and DHS was making a list on who bought more than 3 bags on the border states starting the next leap year and that big O was introducing legislation that bags would be limited to 10 pieces to limit crimes against humanity and gerbils and that the NWO was changing the recipe to make them more biodegradable so they couldnt be stored long term!

[WiseOwl]

Ok, you guys got funny of the day. That is some funny stuff!!!!


But, now that I went out and bought one and ate it.................I feel real weird and I swear someone is in the bushes and keeps pointing at me. Is that a helicopter I hear?????

[Matt In Oklahoma]

Ok, you guys got funny of the day. That is some funny stuff!!!!
But, now that I went out and bought one and ate it.................I feel real weird and I swear someone is in the bushes and keeps pointing at me. Is that a helicopter I hear?????

Dude I just watched you eating it from a drone video. It's in colored sensor spectrographs, weird thing is it showed no brain wave activity
oh and in LA the military has practiced a raid on a old factory that is set up just like the hershey factory, man I cant take this anymore i'n calling someone elses congressman so they wont know where i live on my disposable phone

[WiseOwl]

I heard Alex Jones talking about Operation Willy Wonka and it was being put into action from a secret base somewhere near Hershey Pennsylvania. Man this is getting real very quickly!!! How longs does Chocolate store?

I am worried about Mars, Oh Henry and the 3 Musketeers....I dont know if they will be able to thwart.

AHAHAHAH....THE VOICES....AAGHHHHHHHHHHHHH ( in my best Howard Dean impression)

[Karen]

Matt, have you been spending too much time outdoors under those chem trails? Or maybe you forgot to wear your tinfoil hat again?

Matt was fine yesterday folks. I promise!

[Matt In Oklahoma]

Matt, have you been spending too much time outdoors under those chem trails? Or maybe you forgot to wear your tinfoil hat again? Matt was fine yesterday folks. I promise!

the comet passed heheheheheheehe just havin a little fun, got bored, got left alone without adult supervision

[Karen]

Okay, it's a good thing I'm not drinking a glass of tea right now. My lap top would be a mess :-)