Lets lighten it up a lil bit today

[WiseOwl]

Time for one of those threads to make you chuckle and forget all the crap............:D
Let em rip!


Did you know..............Tim Tebow is the fastest White Bronco since O.J.?

[Preppergirl]

He he, ok I'll add one

I was listening to a Canadian lecturer who said tha the ticket they would like to see run for the democrats is Weiner/ Holder cuz then at least we'd know what the two at the top were up to!

[Matt In Oklahoma]

Gonna lighten it up as you said but not with a joke, just slowed down took a breath and looked, the camera doesnt do the colors justice.



Life is Good Today

[ssonb]

Are you saying that I need to loose some weight!!!!....Matt you must have E S P N...

[WiseOwl]

Gonna lighten it up as you said but not with a joke, just slowed down took a breath and looked, the camera doesnt do the colors justice.

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Life is Good Today

Matt, if that was this morning. I saw it too. I couldnt get a shot because of my crappy phone but commenting on the sky was actually my "daily facebook post"....sat there for a couple of minutes and just wowed myself.

Good that someone of like mind captured this too

[Wendy]

From one of those forwarded emails so I do not know who the author is:

I was eating lunch on the 20th of
February with my 10-year-old
Granddaughter and I asked her, "What day
is tomorrow?";
She said "It's President's Day!"

She is a smart kid.
I asked "What does President's Day mean?"
I was waiting for something about
Washington or Lincoln .... etc.

She replied, "President's Day is when
President Obama steps out of
the White House, and if he sees his shadow we have
one more year of unemployment."

You know, it hurts when hot coffee spurts
out your nose.

[thedreamers]

My dad sent this to me....



This story is from a Kansas State
Highway Patrol officer :

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what
was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a thing!"

[Klayton]

My dad sent this to me....



This story is from a Kansas State
Highway Patrol officer :

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what
was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a thing!"

LOVE IT!!!

[jmsneorrcom]

Aliens are real, they are just waiting for Chuck Norris to die before they invade

[monkeybird]

My dad sent this to me....



This story is from a Kansas State
Highway Patrol officer :

I made a traffic stop on an elderly lady the other day for speeding
on U.S. 166 Eastbound at Mile Marker 73 just East of Sedan, KS.
I asked for her driver's license, registration, and proof of insurance.
The lady took out the required information and handed it to me.
In with the cards I was somewhat surprised (due to her advanced age)
to see she had a conceal carry permit. I looked at her and ask if
she had a weapon in her possession at this time.

She responded that she indeed had a .45 automatic in her glove box.
Something---body language, or the way she said it---made me want
to ask if she had any other firearms. She did admit to also having
a 9mm Glock in her center console. Now I had to ask one more
time if that was all. She responded once again that she did have
just one more, a .38 special in her purse. I then asked her what
was she so afraid of.

She looked me right in the eye and said, "Not a thing!"

I HAD TO EMAIL THIS TO SOME LIKE MINDED PEOPLE.

[MustangGal]

[Klayton]

too funny Mustang!!!