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The $50 Lesson: I recently asked my friends' little girl what she wanted to be when she grew up. She said she wanted to be President of the United States. Both of her parents, liberal Democrats, were standing there. So I asked her, "If you were president, what would be the first thing you'd do?" She replied, "I'd give food & houses to all the homeless people." Her parents proudly beamed. "Wow...what a worthy goal," I told her. "But you don't have to wait until you're President to do that. Tell you what - you can come over to my house & mow the lawn, pull weeds, & sweep my driveway, and I'll pay you $50. Then I'll take you over to the grocery store where the homeless guy hangs out, & you can give him the $50 to use toward food & a new house. How about doing something wonderful like that?" She thought that over for a few seconds, then she looked me straight in the eye & asked, "Why doesn't the homeless guy come over & do the work, & you can just pay him the $50?" I said, "Welcome to the Republican Party." Her parents still aren't speaking to me
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You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this? -
LMAO!!! That was awesome!Boris- "He's famous, has picture on three dollar bill!"
Rocky- "Wow! I've never even seen a three dollar bill!"
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I did chuckle."The fact is that the average man's love of liberty is nine-tenths imaginary, exactly like his love of sense, justice and truth." ~ H.L. Mencken
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LOVE IT!!!Comment
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I sent this to all of my liberal friends on Facebook and you could sense crickets and them saying damn him he's right!
Its too funny!!!You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?Comment
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Got to love it when children speak the truth!Protecting the sheep from the wolves that want them, their family, their money and full control of our Country!
Guns and gear are cool, but bandages stop the bleeding!
ATTENTION: No trees or animals were harmed in any way in the sending of this message, but a large number of electrons were really ticked off!
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Yep, I laughed at that.
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That was a good one. :DComment
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ah well you win some you lose some...but it was still funny and now i have to post this on facebook...too bad i don't have any liberal friends (at least no liberal facebook friends that I know of) to share it with, maybe one of my friends has one :)"It's a trap!!!!" -- Admiral AckbarComment
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