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  • #16
    You are removing clothes from your closet so you can make room for your preps.......sheesh......
    You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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    • #17
      You think a case of MRE's is a perfectly acceptable Christmas gift.
      You can't remember the last time you bought just one of anything.
      You know the difference between a .223 and 5.56.
      Somebody freaks out when they need a band aid and you hand them one from your EDC.
      You can recite from memory at least three ways to purify water without a camping filter.
      You leave the house without your wallet, but not without your CCW piece.

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      • #18
        When you buy your daughter a G19 for CHRISTmas and pay for her concealed handgun license training for her birthday. ;)
        http://theoldtimeway.blogspot.com/

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        • #19
          You read prepper fiction even though the writing is horrid. And then you read some more.

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          • #20
            you almost look forward to the day you bug out because you've packed up nicer things for the end of the world than you have now.

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            • #21
              When the state Department of Homeland Security pays a visit...

              ...for advice!
              This nation will remain the land of the free only so long as it is the home of the brave. ~Elmer Davis

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              • #22
                You save dryer lint like it was aluminum.
                You know what ol' Jack Burton always says at a time like this?

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                • #23
                  .....You get a thrill when hubby is preparing a quiet evening meal for the both of you, knowing its from at least two year old stores....
                  AND you're proud that the freshness and palatability is still perfect! (I would have liked candles, but....)

                  .....You are tickled when you go out to do some plinking and the scope is still dead-on!

                  .....You are the go-to when the local boy scout troop is planning a weekend wilderness trip!

                  .....You get excited when, after a cookout, someone says what are we gonna do with all this vegetable oil. You know hubby is going to LOVE the gift of liquid gold!! Even I know thats 60 more miles,,, nearly free!!

                  .....You go to an estate sale because your husband knows the past owner had a stocked fallout shelter that hasn't been touched for years .... or is that one supposed to be... You Know you are a prepper research archaeologist when...?

                  ..... Your husband plans to go to the Amish store and you take the day off to tag along.

                  ..... You come across an old electric, stone wheeled grain mill in grannies attic, she says "I loved that mill but, yes you can have it!" AND THERE IS A HAND CRANK for when the power goes out!!

                  and finally ..... the moment you realize you have enough toilet paper on hand to "Make it" for a whole year without using a single leaf, page or cob!!

                  From the wife of BioG8r.
                  Do the right thing, because it is the right thing to do!

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                  • #24
                    You're at the grocery store and find canned salmon on sale, two for one. You say "Honey, we need another cart". She says "How about two?"

                    The clerk at Wally World sees you coming and has two bricks of .22's and 4 boxes of 00 buck on the counter before you ask (stocking up gradually).

                    The best day of the week is when your LDS Home Preparedness Starter Kit arrives :-) (and your wife agrees).

                    You get up on Saturday to start the 'honey-do' list and your wife comes out with 'his and hers' and says 'let's put some holes in paper'.
                    "Common sense might be common but it is by no means wide spread." Mark Twain

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                    • #25
                      'When you get used to the folks looking at you in the store checking out expiration dates.....

                      When the company you buy gear from sends you birthday, Christmas and New Years cards.....

                      Jimmy
                      Try not to be someone's PITA, life will treat you better.

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                      • #26
                        Originally posted by anderson5 View Post
                        you almost look forward to the day you bug out because you've packed up nicer things for the end of the world than you have now.
                        souns like me!
                        I am my own audience

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                        • #27
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                          When ur dog has his own paracord collar :)
                          Knowledge is Power, Practiced Knowledge is Strength, Tested Knowledge is Confidence

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