Murphy

[barfife]

Murphy

[2682nscovell]

36. Overweight = nows the time for a good diet

[Tofu]

37. 1980's edition of the Boy Scout Handbook = The new google.com

[barfife]

38. A rifle without ammunition = a stick

[EX121]

38.2 a rifle without ammunition = a club

39. weeds the new lean cusine

40. barter it's how the world turns

[Grand58742]

19a Dog...who knew?

19b Cat...who knew?

41. Camouflage doesn't

42. Friendly fire isn't

43. Edited per poster reques

44. The gun you trade off today may come back at you in fast moving pieces the next

45. Expiration dates = minor suggestions

[antishot]

(kids) Rice and Beans again.

the guy on the hill sounds like a prophet now

[2682nscovell]

Rationing = the attempt to steal whats yours

[arcangel911]

46. Can opener, the new multi-use tool
47. Work... sure got harder when things became simpler

[Grand58742]

Not nearly as funny to me today in the southeast as it was Monday.

You are absolutely correct.

Mods, can we get that edited out? It's not very appropriate especially in light of current situations.

[barfife]

You are absolutely correct.

Mods, can we get that edited out? It's not very appropriate especially in light of current situations.

I wasn't whinning. Just thinking out loud. BTW, really enjoy your stories.

[rezdog]

rats the new beef

[Grand58742]

I wasn't whinning. Just thinking out loud. BTW, really enjoy your stories.

No, you weren't and I know that. However, it is fairly tasteless for what just happened. At the time it was a little funny, but with what's going on it's not much to laugh at now. I wouldn't want a reader to get the wrong idea about the post, myself or the forum in general if they happened to stumble on it.

[Lowdown3]

Taken care of. Let me know if more needs to be edited.

[Matt In Oklahoma]

Ham - The New Smart Phone